Showing posts with label Comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comics. Show all posts

Wednesday, 21 December 2016

"I WANTED TO PORTRAY VERY, VERY DARK SUBJECT MATTER..."

I wanted to portray very, very dark subject matter and a deceptively complex story in the brightest colours and simplest lines possible to leave the readers reeling.
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Cont'd "...and a deceptively complex story in the brightest colors and simplest 
lines possible to leave the readers reeling"
Mark Milar
I wanted to portray very, very dark subject matter and a deceptively complex story in the brightest colours and simplest lines possible to leave the readers reeling. Mark Millar
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I wanted to portray very, very dark subject matter and a deceptively complex story in the brightest colours and simplest lines possible to leave the readers reeling.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/markmillar248660.html
I wanted to portray very, very dark subject matter and a deceptively complex story in the brightest colours and simplest lines possible to leave the readers reeling.
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mark_millar.html

I wanted to portray very, very dark subject matter and a deceptively complex story in the brightest colours and simplest lines possible to leave the readers reeling. Mark Millar
Read more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/markmillar248660.html
Again, I'm hardly on the cutting edge of culture, but since when as that ever stopped me having my say?

Don't worry, this is only a short article.

The man himself, Mark Millar.

Recently, off the back of us talking about the Captain America film of the same name, a good friend lent me the Marvel Civil War graphic novel. I read it, and as much as I enjoyed it (and I did enjoy it) something about it I found troubling. Not that it cost me any sleep, but in some way that's hard to explain I felt like there was something unpleasant starting me in the face. It got me to thinking about the book's writer, Mark Millar, whose work has had astounding influence over the modern comic industry, and whose works have inspired a number of blockbuster superhero films- including the soon to be released Logan, Kickass, Kingsman, and Wanted.

So here's the thing. While many writers and artists may have had a hand in bringing realistic sensibilities into mainstream comics (and I stress the distinction of mainstream), including the divisive Frank Miller and Alan Moore, it is Millar whose bought in the unease of contemporary American politics. That in itself isn't a problem, but unlike his peers, Millar seems less interested in exploring the issues he pulls into frame, or offering any sort of insight, than he is simply dredging some serious real-world issues, simply for the thrill of bringing his characters into conflict. 


I hear the make-up sex is fantastic.


Take Civil War as the prime example; it's a story born from the still glowing ashes of 9/11, yet it offers no real condemnation, it simply acts as a means for bringing heroes against heroes. It feels wrong to invoke something real like 9/11 simply as a plot device, and on top of that it paints it's major cast (with perhaps the exception of Spiderman) as pretty unsympathetic- everybody makes their own personal 'deal with the devil'. And, if indeed that was the point Millar was making, which I doubt, at best it's nihilistic and at its worse, ignorant. Hell, it's saying pretty much the same thing as Team America, except without anywhere near the satire or self-awareness.
I won't deny Millar has his finger on the pulse of what sells comics, and there can be no denying his writing is solid, but he reminds me of Quentin Tarantino's more recent output, in as much as I feel like he's simply serving up the darker underbelly of the world simply for the sake of giving it a damn good leer, rather than to expose any uncomfortable truths (watching the Hateful Eight is akin to watching a bucket filled with scorpions, waiting to see which order they sting each other in- there may be death, but you won't learn anything from it). Compare that to, say, Paul Verhovan, whose work is often hideously violent, but while Verhovan flirts with the notions of evil, and our society's obsession with sex and violence, you feel like he's always making a valid point. Tarantino (and Millar in same fashion) feel less like flirting with the insidious, and much more like a back street blowjob with it; and by way of that analogy, it left me feeling sordid. Sure, I'd had my fun reading Civil War, but afterwards I felt hollow, and after it was done I realised how much simply wasn't there; cheap thrills had taken the place of anything deeper or more rewarding.


Grisly, but is it more than its surface brutality?

There's an argument to be made that, if I'd followed the entire Civil War arc and spin-off comics, then perhaps I'd have been rewarded with some epiphany, that the greater subtext would make itself apparent, but I doubt it. I've read Kickass, and that was similarly grimy, while Kickass 2 was so leery and spiteful I sold both that and Kickass because I'd done with it. Sure, Maillar's bang-on with his dissection of a warped media-obsessed society, and the malicious under-culture of desensitized modern youths, but ever rape and child murder felt like a Daily Mail headline that offered no reward beyond the grim details, and it sat very jarringly with what I guessed was an attempt at humour. Conversely, both the Kickass and Civil War films offered far more than their comic source material. And, as if to solidify my every point, when asked if Mark Millar enjoyed Kickass on it's release, he answered flippantly “yeah, but they turned my comic into a chick-flick”.

In short; I'm glad Millar is out there somewhere writing comics. Without him, better writers would be less inspired. Millar's influential legacy will, in the fullness of time, be far greater than his own work, because what started with him will be taken on by people with far more to say about the world around them, than those who simply thrive on it's unpleasantness like crows on the dung heap.

Because that's what every comedic story needs; a rape scene.

Friday, 6 November 2015

BATMAN; Full-Tilt Review

"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" 
The Joker

Batman; the film that pioneered the "I'll take it in black" wardrobe craze which dominated the superhero genre for the following 20 years...




Synopsis:

Everybody's favorite caped vigilante is stalking the dark and rain-drenched streets of Gotham, either hospitalizing or terrifying witless the city's assorted thugs and purse-pinchers. But, in spite of this, Batman's little more than an urban-legend, swept under the carpet by the Gotham officials. Only kooky tabloid reporter Knox and radiant prize-chasing photographer Viki Vale seem interested in shedding any light on the case of the mysterious "Batman"... That is, until the arrival of the manic and deadly Joker!


Script: 1/2 - a somber yet oddly comical take on the 'revenge' movie.

Pace: 2/2 - doesn't let up.

Acting: 2/2 - pitch-perfect performances from everyone.

Aesthetic: 2/2 - spectacularly Gothic.

Intention: 2/2 - a true 'game changer'.


Score: 9/10


Tim Burton's Batman is the polar opposite of everything Nolan created with his own Dark Knight trilogy- a comically grim fairy tale!
The film is impressive for a number of reasons; the audacious and inspiring (not to mention expensive) casting of Jack Nicholson as the Joker, Michael Keaton's surprisingly excellent turn as Bruce Wayne (despite his slight physique and inexperience with action movies), as well as a foreboding visual flair which would go on to become Burton's raison d'ĂȘtre- but what's most incredible about the film is, and all too easy to overlook in a world now over-saturated with comic-book tie-ins, this was the first time a superhero had ever been realised on the silver-screen with the intention of being more than just family-friendly-fodder (say what you like about Reeve's Superman, but it's essentially just fluff)! Warner Brothers hurled some serious money at this project, and considering this, perhaps even more surprisingly they allowed a relatively inexperienced director to helm the film- Tim Burton, who up to this point had only completed two movies.

Critics at the time gave Batman a mediocre reception, but that's hardly surprising considering just how "bloody hell, what was that?" different it must have seemed to an audience neither acquainted with Burton or superhero films in general. Even today Burton's odd sensibilities divide cinema-goers, so compared to the more conventional action-flicks of 1989 (Lethal Weapon 2, License to Kill and Roadhouse to name but a few) Batman was something of an enfant terrible...

To my mind, the film is superb in every respect- having aged favorably (still a strikingly handsome production) and proving a refreshing antidote to the more po-faced and anxty Batmans of late. While the script may be a strictly nuts-and-bolts affair, it does deserve kudos for at least handling it's ludicrous premise of "a man dressed as a bat" with just enough 'realism' required for the plot to unfold dramatically in this fantastical setting.
Burton's been quoted on a number of occasions as saying his inspiration for the film came from 2 comics in particular; 'The Killing Joke' (the first comic Burton "ever loved") and 'The Dark Knight Returns', but I personally feel like Burton's work is more of a homage to the Golden Age of comics, and the original Bob Kane run- all Gothic towers, pinstriped gangsters and absurd gadgetry! 'The Killing Joke' and 'The Dark Knight Returns' would seem to have been more directly influential on Nolan's franchise, favoring a more gritty and realistic world dominated by city-wide corruption and a steel skyline.
Despite making good money, it took film studios a further decade, with the release of X-men and Spiderman, to realise that comic-books could prove to be a lucrative industry.

So, in closing; ground-breaking, striking, surreal and with  a strong line in marcarbe humor, Burton's Batman has stood the test of time and remains one of the more successful interpretations of the character to date.



Thursday, 7 August 2014

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY; Carlisle's Final Word

"I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
Gamora


"What a bunch of A-holes"


Synopsis;

The long awaited and much hyped companion-piece to Marvel's Avenger series, and the first mainstream effort for fringe director James Gunn- the man who bought us both Slither and Super.
The plot follows Peter Quill, who as a child is abducted by a band of alien scavangers. 26 years later, he's adopted the alias of Star Lord and roams the galaxy as a petty outlaw. However, all that soon changes when he comes into possession of a powerful orb- an ancient artifact that the evil warlord Ronan the Accuser will stop at nothing to control. Along with two bounty-hunters, a deadly assassin, and an escaped convict, Peter becomes an unlikely hero- and the galaxy's last hope of survival...


"So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we're not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we're stuck together, partners."
Peter Quill


Script Logic; 1/2

Let's not skirt the issue, the plot was never what this film was concerned with. But, as an affectionate love-letter to the absurdest sci-fi pulp novels of yesteryear, and as the backbone to string together an array of dazzling set pieces, the plot functions just fine. It's not high-concept, or breathtakingly original (on the contrary, it strives to be the reverse of that), but it serves its function nicely.
Having said that, I'm not opposed to the plot- it's the standard "big bad guy threatens the little guys, band of misfits to the rescue" deal in the mold of 'Serenity' and countless other sci-fi and westerns, including 'Avengers Assemble', and that's no bad thing. There are one or two holes in logic, but to be honest, you only start to realise this well after leaving the cinema- and by then you've been far too entertained to let it spoil your buzz.
"Peter Quill has a space ship and knows where Earth is, why did he never go home?... Why is Earth the only planet that doesn't have a clue whats going on in the galaxy?... Oh fuck it, I don't care."
In it's conception this owes more than a debt to Joss Whedon, which comes as no surprise how he's overseeing all the Marvel projects that tie-in with the Avengers.  So, no coincidence then that 'Gaurdians of the Galaxy' is very similar in tone to those movies; a strong focus on character, thrills and laughs, and as a result a very similar beast to Joss Whedon's own 'Serenity' (the cinema released resolution to the TV show 'Firefly'). Again, no bad thing.
For a film that takes great pains to appear scrappy, hap-hazard , all with an indie-sensibility, it's actually a very polished, studio-led project, with no one thing left to chance.


Pace; 2/2

At a brisk 120 minutes (a refreshing change to recent blockbuster behemoths) the story never lags. Not for a second. At points it even feels too fast, in a roller-coaster kinda way. In no time at all, Peter Quill is abducted from Earth, then an adult in space, ambushed on a barren planet, escapes in a space ship, attacked by an assassin and a pair of bounty-hunters and incarcerated in an intergalactic-Alcatraz; sounds like that should take the best part of half a film, but all this takes place in the first 15 minutes.


Acting; 1/2

First, let's consider the main cast. By now so much has already been written about how excellent all the lead performances are, but it's still worth repeating.
Chris Pratt shines in his douche-with-a-heart persona, liberally borrowing from Han Solo and Downy Jr's Tony Stark, all while channeling his inner Jack Sparrow ("but you have heard of me"). Zoe Saldana, with the unenviable task of playing the overly familiar troupe of emotionless-female-assassin, actually plays a blinder- her arc , and the revelation of her emotions and humanity are understated yet convincing. She turns what could have easily been a boring eye-candy role into a brilliant character. Former wrestler Dave Bautista has truly made this role his own and gives it his all, and surprisingly his avenging-Conan betrays a vulnerable sweetness- as well as having some of the funniest lines in the film (with a very dangerous line in "metaphors"). Finally, we have the voice talents of Bradley Cooper and the absurdly macho Vin Diesel- both of whom turn bat-shit-crazy concepts (a talking raccoon and a human-tree) into loveable, believable and fully realised characters- I kid you not. Vin's Groot is particularly loveable, a fungal reworking of his earlier Iron Giant.

The villains unfortunately let the side down a little...
Josh Brolin does what he can with his meager role as Thanos  (who will no doubt go onto becoming the ultimate villain in the inevitable Guardians & Avengers crossover), and while he's no doubt menacing he's in the film too little to make any real impact and simply feels shoe-horned in as foreshadowing- a criticism inherent of the films leading up-to Avengers Assemble. Djimon Hounsou feels similarly wasted in his part as, what is essentially, "lead thug". British TV's Karen Gillan has little time to develop her assassin character beyond "sadistic female assassin" and "jealous sister"- but her survival ensures her presence in future installments.
Lastly, we have Lee Pace as the film's chief villain, Ronan the Accuser. I'm not sure what to make of Ronan. Yes, he's sinister. Yes, he's intimidating. Yes, he has suitably villainy lines. But he's, well, sort of boring. there's nothing special or unique about him. To use Joss Whedon's work as an analogy (which would seem fitting)  Ronan the Accuser could quite easily be placed into an episode of Buffy the Vampire slayer, but as a one-show baddie rather than a series-long and charismatic opponent- which is damning criticism when the whole story to Guardians of the Galaxy hinges on how evil he is. Also, politically troubling in an otherwise light-heated film, Ronan the Accuser is a thinly veiled interpretation of a Jihad extremist; a religious fanatic who wants to bring his ancient code of tyranny to bare on a progressive mostly-white society for their perceived sins. His tactics include suicide bombings and even his facial warpaint resembled an Islamic beard! Ronan the Accuser; part Mortal Kombat's Shao Khan, part Osama Bin Laden.
It's not that any of the rouges gallery are poorly acted, not at all- just that they all felt either wasted or under developed by the script- and I can't help but feel maybe a different cast could have saved it?


Aesthetic; 2/2

Another of the film's many aces, Guardians of the Galaxy looks fantastic- like a pulp-cover made real. The film steers away from the gritty and grungy realism of most modern sci-fi in favor of an almost-cheesy,  gaudy and fantastical backdrop; space ships shaped like starfish and skulls, golden and green vapor clouds, shiny cities, and a hero who wears a hot-rod red leather jacket. All of this the product of the studio working closely with conceptual artist and sci-fi illustrator Stephan Martiniere (check him out). I don't think I've seen a world quite like it, and this helps give the film a much needed identity.



Originality & Intention; 2/2

Tongues were soon wagging at the prospect of James Gunn joining forces with Marvel studios. This was never going to be a mediocre film; either it was going to reach to reach the skies, or it was going to crash and burn (and with a budget this high, that's a lot of burning). Throughout it's journey from conception through production the public were bombarded with artwork, set reports, interviews with the stars and crew, trailers, trailers and even more trailers- all of which promised spectacular results, but could just have easily set the bar impossibly high, setting the stage for a colossal fall.  Luckily, Guardians of the Galaxy delivered the goods. No doubt this is the film its director, and Marvel studios, hoped it would be; loud, brash, flippant, absurd, nostalgic, funny, fast and thrilling.




Final Score; 8/10

While it skillfully avoids the twin pitfalls of having too much studio-interference while never becoming too "out-there" to appeal to mainstream audiences, it does make some concessions to the Marvel franchise; too many characters, too many loose ends. Aside from that small grumble, Guardians of the Galaxy is a huge gamble that paid off, thanks in no small part to a witty script and some fantastic performances. The film itself is still 'fringe' enough to cater to cult tastes and die-hard Gunn fans who are more accustomed to his harder-edged films, while still having the gloss and budget to complete its director's singular vision. Sure, aspects of the Act 3 are a bit overly-sentimental, but hey, it's a kids film- get over it.



Final Word;

Soundtrack is something I don't normally cover in great detail during these reviews. I know what I like, and I know what I think works well. I'd just like to say that initially I believed the use of 80's music in the film would be a joke that soon wore thin, but I was surprised by just how much mileage there was in the idea of retro kitsch tunes juxtaposed with the film's neon-galaxy setting. The end result is oddly touching, dramatic and very funny- and most importantly has a strong dramatic root in the story, rather than simply being a throw-away gag.
I expect to see the downloads for these songs go throw the roof...





"Why would you want to save the galaxy?" 
 Rocket   

"Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!"
Peter Quill

Thursday, 23 May 2013

PUNISHER, WARZONE; Carlisle's Final Word

 "This is just the beginning."
Frank Castle.


Traditionally, table dancers are topless.
Script Logic; 1/2

Pace; 1/2

Acting; 1/2

Aesthetic; 2/2

Originality & Intention; 1/2


Final Score; 6/10





Final Word: Unfairly mauled by critics who called this "overly-dark", "overly-violent" and "depressing", I considered this not only a worthwhile reboot of the Marvel comic's character, but also a fairly honest (and gutsy) portrayal of an otherwise poorly served franchise. Sure, it's a pretty murky experience, like getting a blowjob from a $5 stripper- but that's the Punisher all over. Forget the catastro-fuck-aphy of the Thomas Jane and John Travolta outing, here the material is better served by the grim-faced Ray Stevenson and the always-watchable Dominic West, on manic form as the antagonist. But even for a comic book adaption some of the other acting is crap, and even West's mania can't disguise the fact that his character is a second rate Joker ala Jack Nicholson, but the film is held together by it's garish aesthetic, hilariously over-the-top violence and balls-to-the-wall absurdity. Similar in many ways to Dredd, but the Punisher is (simply put) just not as charismatic a character. Still, if you're after Paul Verhovan style excess, only sans the smarts and satire, then this won't disappoint.

Monday, 6 May 2013

"...A JUNGLE WHERE IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST- WHERE PEOPLE ACT LIKE ANIMALS..."

Blacksad.





Alright, time for something completely different...


I've been sitting on this for a year now, and already a second volume is out so I'm well and truly behind the times.


Read 'BLACKSAD', published by Dark Horse Comics- it's absolutely brilliant!

I guess I should explain. According to the ever reliable Wikipedia, Blacksad is:


"a series created by Spanish authors Juan Diaz Canales (writer) and Juanjo Guarnido (artist), and published by French publisher Dargaud. Though both authors are Spanish, their main target audience for Blacksad is the French market and thus they publish all Blacksad volumes in French first; the Spanish edition usually follows about one month later."

Speaking more of narrative now.  John Blacksad is an ex-cop turned private-eye in a late 1950's film-noir world populated by a host of anthropomorphic animals (i.e animals that walk and act as humans). Imagine Casablanca or The Maltese Falcon, only played out with the cast of Disney's The Jungle Book and your part way to understanding what this is... Actually, that's not quite true. As pointed out in the book's well-observed introduction (by legendary Jim Steranko):
"...Rather than animals who act like people, the creator's approach is predicated on people who resemble animals..." 
This odd stylistic choice means that you can literally 'get' a character before they even speak, so aside from being quirky the animals serve as a form of expressive short hand, or 'type casting'. Sounds lazy but it works beautifully.




The artwork in all the volumes is stunning- you'll find no 'lazy panels' in any of these stories, and the choice of colour pallet is richly evocative. Aesthetically I was blown away, and to be honest I bought the first book on these strengths alone. I will point out that the style does slowly change between each volume; much of the grain is forsaken for crisp edges and stronger saturation, but the standard remains breathtakingly high.



So, that leaves us with the writing...

I'm not sure what I was expecting in truth; I would have probably been content with just the 'pretty pictures', but the storytelling is also top notch. Each individual volume feels like a lost film-noir classic; tales of child abductions and nuclear secrets, filled with mystery, intrigue and brilliantly sharp dialogue (and although it must have suffered through translation it's never noticeable that English was not the intended language).




I honestly can't find fault, except perhaps that each of the stories in the first volume were too short! But still, that's why they call them short stories, right? Having said that, the second volume appears to be one story cover-to-cover, so my prayers have been answered. All I have to do now is buy it.

Anyway, whether or not you're a fan of the film-noir genre as I am there's something in this for everyone to enjoy. By turns fun and broody, breezy and brutal, irreverent and poignant, but always very, very cool, Blacksad is practically the Shaft of the anthropomorphic animal-kingdom. Personally I can't help but 'hear' the voices of Keith David (that of Spawn in the animated series) and James Woods respectively as the duo of Blacksad and his news-chasing sometime-ally Weekly, but part of the magic will be coming into these characters for yourself.

I urge you; find a copy, sit back with a good drink and soak-up these modern-classics.





"From that day forward, that has been my world. A jungle where it's survival of the fittest- where people act like animals. I had chosen to walk the dark path in life... And I'm still on it."
Blacksad.





Thursday, 21 March 2013

"IT DOESN'T TAKE A GENIOUS TO SEE THE WORLD HAS PROBLEMS!"

Adrian Veidt / Ozymandias (Watchmen, 2009).


Jesus Christ! What the Hell is that?





To address a point raised in the review of the Watchmen, the ending for the film differs wildly to that of the comic, and this upset a lot of the die-hard fans. 

Before I can explain further, first I must talk a little about the two different endings.

Essentially, in theDC comic there is a minor subplot involving Ozymandias kidnapping artists and writers to work on ‘designing’ an alien life form which, through bio engineering, he intends to create in-the-flesh. These ‘fake aliens’ will be used to wage a false invasion on Earth, to give America and Russia (who at this time are on the brink of nuclear war) a reason to unite; to battle this superior foe. This is Ozymandias’ plan, his conceit is that if the world cannot be encouraged to live peacefully together, then perhaps it can be tricked- united in fear.

In the film, this whole plot-thread is cut, yet Ozymandias’ general principle remains intact. Instead of ‘creating’ an alien life form, Ozymandias instead frames Dr Manhattan with a terrible attack on Earth from his lair on the moon. He does this by ‘mimicking’ the nature of his energy. Again, this gives America and Russia (who at this time are on the brink of nuclear war) a reason to unite; to battle this superior foe.

Controversially, I prefer the film’s deviation from the source material. I always found the squid-alien out of place for a comic that tries desperately to root itself in some sort of believable world. It was needless, almost insignificant till the point of reveal, and daft. By inserting Dr Manhattan as the fall-guy (with minimal changes to the story, or the overall outcome) the film ties its endings together gracefully and more fittingly. Fall all of the film’s miss-steps, this is perhaps its most intuitive success. 

Sorry fan-boys, but get over it.

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

"HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS?"

Dr. Curt Connors (The Amazing Spiderman, 2012).



Here's the new outfit, which has already cropped up a fair bit around the web.





My first thoughts were "a backward step in terms of the realism that the first film seemed intent on gunning for" but on reflection I think I quite like it... 

Admittedly I did like the first rebooted suit, but it's actually kind of fun to see something closer to the comics, and does this also mean that the next film will play tonally different- perhaps lighter? Will our next Spiderman film feel more like Marvel's ultra-successful Avengers film? Perhaps, and no bad thing.

On closer inspection, gone are the basket-ball textures of the first and instead we are given a more spandex-based leotard, more along the lines of what would readily be available to a typical high school kid.



It only seems like a few weeks ago that I was covering the lead up to The Amazing Spiderman, how time flies?

Saturday, 16 March 2013

"THEY COULDN'T FIX ME. NOTHING CAN CHANGE WHAT I AM!"

Harvey 'Two Face' Dent (Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, 2012).

Batman's reply? "You and me both..."






I've just watched Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (parts 1 & 2). Enjoyed the first part more than the second, but that's an issue I had with the comic book rather than a fault with the animation. Peter Weller is well cast as the voice of the Batman and pulls it off with darkly humorous charisma.

In short, the story (which in part inspired Nolan's final Batman movie) features a jaded and creaky 55 year old Bruce Wayne coming out of retirement to take on a dangerous new enemy.

Watching it got me thinking: "If I had to cast this as a live action film, who would I have play the Batman?" Well friends, I thought long and hard, and I think I found the perfect grizzled face and bulky figure. Hell, this guy is even (currently) 56!

Any ideas who I mean?...




Yeah, this man-mountain. Look at that face- that scowl! Perfection! He's big, he's mean, he's funny, and he has a voice like grating tomb stones! Dolph Lundgren, 80's action hero and all-round bad-ass.

Well, that's my hat in the ring. If anybody has a better suggestion I'd like to hear it?

Step right up and have a go, if you think you're hard enough to beat The Dolph...

Monday, 18 February 2013

THE WATCHMEN, Carlisle's Final Word.



“Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us, Daniel.” 
Rorschach.

Script Logic; 2/2 

Pace; 1/2

Acting; 1/2

Aesthetic; 2/2

Originality & Intention; 1/2

Final Score; 7/10






There is much to be said for the Watchmen, both good and bad, so I think I’ll return with a longer post at a later point…
Watchmen is a difficult watch, especially for anyone not familiar with the original graphic novel- a complicated story set over three decades, involving a number of characters, all played out to the backdrop of Cold War politics and paranoia. Hardly sounds like a laugh, and one of the film’s problems is its grim and humourless subject (although it would seem unfair to hold that against a film for sticking close to its source). The adaption is, by and large, faithful, and manages to fit in its running time an impressive amount of backstory, which on the flip-side alienated a large part of the audience who struggled to keep up with the almost endless exposition.
The film ‘looks’ perfect, and I can’t imagine the characters bought to life in any better visual sense (contemporary yet always respectful to the original designs), and most are well cast.
Probably my biggest gripe with the film is its depiction of the heroes in their ability: The Watchmen novel went through great pains explaining that (with two notable exceptions) the heroes of the story were ‘real’ people with no superhuman abilities. So why, oh why, does Zack Snyder include so many slow-motion action scenes where the characters fight like coked-up Spartans?
Obviously I still need to address the fan-rage caused by the alteration of the book’s ending, but that will have to wait for now. What I will say is that, so far as the film’s narrative is concerned, it was a smart move.
In the end, The Watchmen is a flawed diamond; an act of slavish devotion to material once considered unfilmable, and in that respect this is an impressive success. Not one for fans of regular superhero fodder, but for anyone who likes their violence dark or gritty, and your narrative murky with thick chunks of moral theorizing, then this going to sustain you nicely…

Sunday, 20 January 2013

DREDD, Carlisle's Final Word.

"In case you have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma is not the law... I am the law."
Judge Dredd.


Script Logic; 1/2

Pace; 2/2

Acting; 1/2

Aesthetic; 2/2

Originality & Intention; 2/2

Final Score; 8/10










Final Word; It's not really saying much if I tell you this is better than Sly 'I am the Law' Stallone's version from the 90's. In fact, that statement does this reboot little justice at all, and Dredd is all about the justice...

I can't say I ever got into the 2000AD comics as a kid, but I understand what they are; cynical, satirical, dark and comically violent- and Judge Dredd was their flagship character, epitomising all of these qualities. This reboot puts that up on screen in spades! 'Good taste' takes a long walk and what's left is a very guilty pleasure.
The script is a typical 'outnumbered-and-outgunned' scenario, akin to such classics as Rio Bravo or Assault On Precinct 13 (the original), while the central relationship is that of the typical grizzled veteran reluctantly partnered with an innocent newbie. Sure, you've seen it all before, but that hardly matters. What's important is how that set-up is used.
The characters are developed just enough so that you empathise with their situation, but never to the point that the pace has to suffer for it. Karl Urban's chin is on fine form as Judge Dredd and Olivia Thirlby makes a sincere and likable (and very sexy) Judge Anderson- and aside from some stylish visuals it's their performances that makes this more than just enjoyable trash. Viewed again recently I'm actually amazed at just how much chemistry they manage to squeeze out of their scenes. On the flip-side of the Law, Lena Headey plays the violent crime lord Ma-Ma, and what could have easily been a scenery-chewing mega-bitch performance is an oddly constrained beast.
If I was being picky (very picky, in fact), I'd say that Ma-Ma could have done with being more charismatic, yet she still manages to be a worthy villain.
The music, while hardly memorable, is perfectly pitched- a dirty ghetto bass-line fit for the crime ridden slums, bursting into life when the lead starts flying. Actually, the music put me in mind of the John Carpenter classics- suspencful, reppetative and nihilistic.

On a final (final) word, Dredd delivers all the goods and has a nice line in dead-pan humor. This balances the often bloody and disgusting violence and keeps the whole thing from becoming too nasty, a neat trick that nods to the likes of Paul Verhovan's films. This is a film for both fans of the comic and non-fans alike, and may even have some of you reaching to the comics for the first time. Next time I'm in a bookstore I may well have a look for one myself...

Saturday, 26 May 2012

"YOU'RE A WANTERD MAN, PETER PARKER..."

Gwen Stacey. The Amazing Spiderman (2012)

Oooooh, a 4 minute trailer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtdgzQWmQFg&feature=relmfu

Just some thoughts on the content.



Obviously, watch the trailer first.

BAD
Meh, getting the feeling I've seen this bridge scene before somewhere? Oh wait, I remember, wasn't there a moment almost exactly like this in the first Raimi Spiderman film?... And giving the kid his mask, I'm not feeling it- forced sentimentality is the worst. And what is it about this guy? He seems to be whipping that fucking mask off every chance he gets! You're wearing the bloody thing to hide your identity- keep it on or don't bother wearing it!

GOOD
I like this costume actually, and I think he moves well in it. Certainly a leaner Spiderman than in the Raimi films, truer to the comics. I like the shape of the eyes too, and 'love it or hate it', he has his web-shooters back.

BAD
Why are the police actually shooting at Spiderman? They don't look like rubber bullets judging by the damage to the wall. Seems a little excessive, no? Considering he's not actually killed anybody or knocked off a bank. Do the police in New York city not have anything better to do with their resources? five hundred men IS excessive, I doubt that many went out looking for the Reservoir Dogs.

GOOD
Nice to see Spiderman getting a bit lippy with the criminals now, rather than the wet-blanket approach of the previous films.

BAD
What the hell have they done with the Lizard? It looks more like the Hulk. Actually, more like the thing that the Hulk fights at the end of the Edward Norton version (was it Abomination?), or even Thing from Fantastic 4. That's disappointing. I can see why they've upped the scale, it certainly looks different to anything in the previous films this way, and it looks very dangerous, but the face just looks a bit, well, 'wrong'. I miss the long crocodile mouth of McFarlane's artwork. At least we see it in a ripped lab-coat for a few moments.

GOOD
Mmmmmm, hello Gwen Stacy. She was always a better love interest than MJ.

BAD
Put away the skateboard you fucking Emo.

WTF?
What the hell was the giant cloud-explosion on top of the tower? Is that plot related?

VERDICT:
Still out. I think this film is on shaky ground, but I'm hoping for the best.


Did you know? For the first Spiderman films, which were eventually handled by Sam Raimi, directors approached for the job include James Cameron and David Fincher. Fincher?!? Now THAT would be a film worth seeing!

Sunday, 29 April 2012

"I'M BATMAN!"

*Batman. Batman (1989).

So, I've been thinking a lot recently... About Batman...





REBOOT:


This year will see the release of Christopher Nolan’s latest take on the mysterious crime-fighter in The Dark Knight Rises. It looks to be a grand-send off, because as we all know, neither he or Christian Bail will be returning to the franchise. I’d normally take that ‘insider knowledge’ with a pinch of salt, but both Nolan and Bale come across as quite serious-minded auteurs who don’t make public declarations lightly (though Bale has obviously taken the odd-job for cash, or how else do you explain Terminator Salvation?).

The cynical amongst you will hardly be surprised to hear a re-boot has already been announced. As in the case of the new Amazing Spiderman (whose reboot was announced just 1 week after the release of Sam Raimi’s Spiderman 3), the metaphorical corpse of this Batman franchise is still warm, and already the carrion are stripping away the meat. This is one opportunity the purse-holders over at Warner Brothers studios, or the top head-sheds from DC Comics, won’t be letting fall by the way-side.

Many have greeted this news with shock and distaste, as I did upon first hearing of the new Spiderman reboot (“you have to be fucking kidding me?”), but these films are an obvious cash-cow and Hollywood is an industry like any other- purely functioning to produce money. Surprisingly, I was forced to eat my own words recently when I admitted that the new Spiderman film showed promise, and in an ideal world maybe this new Batman franchise will pleasantly surprise. We’re still too far off any solid details to speculate, but the future is never a certainty, so it would be unfair to assume the worst.

To be honest though, I think the Batman world has scope for a 10-part big-bucks TV show, maybe something akin to the Sin City film, with all the backdrops bought straight to life from the comics in stylish CGI? But hey, I don’t call the shots (more is the pity).


BATMAN VS BATMAN:



That said, I come to the crux of this brain-spill: what are the better Batman films?

Wait- before you all go reaching for your own answers, it’s not quite that simple.
Firstly (and with good reason) I have stripped away the obvious fodder of George Clooney and Val Kilmer, as well as the campy Adam West. If any of these were you’re your first choice, stop reading here as you have neither the authority or mental aptitude to comment. That leaves us looking at a stand-off between Tim Burton’s deranged gothic dreamscape and the gritty hyper-reality of Christopher Nolan’s vision. One character, and two adaptations that are quite literally polar opposites.

And the question itself demands further scrutiny: ‘what are the better Batman films?’ Are we looking for the best ‘film’ or the most accurate rendition of the comic character? Both answers have validity.


THE COMICS:



First, let’s consider the actual source material. Without regurgitating information that is readily available to people who care, Batman has been around for ages, and with the input of so many different writers his career has been both varied and bizarre. Like all comic book characters, Batman has a 'salad-bar' style mythology, with writers dipping in and choosing which aspects they choose to work with and which to ignore- a conceit that seems to justify continual superhero movie reboots; if it's good enough for the comic writers, then why not the film directors?
I like to break down Batman's comic-book interpretations into 4 categories; the rational, the surreal, the fantastical and anything-goes.

  • ‘Rational’ refers to stories that take place in a fairly grounded setting, where the majority of the super-powers or technology can be explained- a world populated with characters like the Carmine crime family, Harvey Dent, and the Joker. The best example of this world would be the one presented in Batman Year One.


  • ‘Surreal’ refers to stories that take place, if not in a world like our own, then one at least recognisably close to it. Supernatural elements begin to creep in, and characters become capable of feats beyond what is humanly possible- like Poison Ivy and Solomon Grundy. The best example of this world is presented in The Long Halloween.

  • ‘Fantastical’ is exactly what you expect; freeze guns, water pools that offer immortality, vampires, ghosts… Batman once went time-travelling and beat up a shark, that’s all you need to know.

  • Anything Goes. I reserve this for the hideous number of DC crossovers, all of which  technically should fall into the ‘fantastical’ category, except that by there merging they become even more removed from reality! I’m something of a comic puritan, and as unbiased as I’m attempting to be, I can’t hide my dislike for world-merging: I prefer my characters kept separate, it helps suspend my disbelief, and it means pricks like Superman can’t wonder into the middle of my Batman story and screw everything up!

My personal preference for Batman (bias or not, it’s my article so I’ll say what I like) is pitched between the rational and surreal, a niche that allows for some of the more colourful characters to emerge while still forcing the stories to abide by some kind of grounded logic. It allows for a world where a man can dress up as a giant bat for reasons other than visitation rights to his children. I would stress at this point, that although the Nightfall story-arc is set squarely in the Fantastical, it’s still a bloody good read- and thus would be the exception that proves the rule.


XBOX FUN TIME:



Slightly off-topic, but the two most recent Batman games (Arkham and Arkham City), while also both being fantastical, are amazing experiences for the discerning Batman fan- offering a sleek game mechanic that allows for the cunning and stealthy aspects of the character while still allowing for brutal close combat, and offers a genuinely involving (if slightly convoluted) narrative. I defy even the most jaded not to enjoy the Scarecrow section in the first game, or the genuinely shocking climax to the second. It also boasts some striking imagery, which while perhaps a little too science-fiction for some tastes still gives an entertainingly fresh perspective on some classic characters and settings. I’m no consol-bunny, but I can’t recommend them enough!


A WORLD OF IDEAS:



I suppose, back on topic, the thing that all the great stories have in common is ideas. Too many writers concentrate predominantly on the fact that Batman is a superhero and therefore has to routinely crack skulls, yet there is so much in the character and his world to explore. It’s this sort of depth that prevents Batman becoming the one-note character that he is more than often portrayed as, and despite it’s short-term entertainment value it can be very hard to empathise with a misanthrope sociopath. Some of the reoccurring themes are:

  • Madness attracts madness: In a world where there is only one Batman, is it more than coincidence that in all the cities in all the world, the Joker can be found haunting the same streets? When Batman first appeared in Gotham, it was a crime-riddled city much the same as many others, and in the years following his arrival it is now home to some of the most insane and dangerous humans on the planet…

  • The cost: In the course of Batman’s crusade he has lost many allies and lovers, some of which have become ruthless enemies. How many more people can he stand to loose, and how does this either stoke or subside his fury? A man with such a single driven purpose in life must surely reflect on his circumstances, and does the Batman ever question whether his quest is bringing more harm than good to the people he is trying to protect? Batman, despite his appearance, does have feelings, and cares a great deal for those who are caught up in his nightly struggles. The loss of those for whom he cares can be tragically devastating, often warping his judgement for years to come.

  • Driving force:. Many people in this world have been effected by violence, but the majority of them wouldn’t go to such lengths as Batman. Was there something very wrong with the young Bruce Wayne before his parents were ever killed, some genetic failing present (or perhaps absent) in the minds of many other lunatics and serial killers? Is it entirely healthy to dress as a bat and climb rooftops, actively searching out dangerous situations? Perhaps the Batman has more in common with his enemies than he does with the city he has sworn to protect. This is a man who has decided the best way to honour his parents memory is to lurk knee deep in slime and insanity, and not by living a better life.

With that in mind, now we compare the actual films.


BATMAN & BATMAN RETURNS:



1989 and 1992.

Directed by Tim Burton.

There can be no ignoring the romantic gothic charm of Burton’s Gotham, and the post 40’s fashion is a masterful throwback to Batman’s first comic appearance. At once this is a world that we recognise, yet removed from our own enough to allow for the surreal nature of the stories to come.

And it’s not just the city, or the sleek costumes, that attracts the attention- like in most Burton films the screen is packed with memorable imagery. Who could forget death-by-quill, the balloons packed with toxic gas, or an army of bomb-strapped penguins?

Michael Keaten’s Bruce Wayne, rather than the borderline psychotic nature of his alter ego, is the ‘boy who never grew up’- all wide eyed innocence and curiosity (an ongoing theme with much of Burton’s work). It’s much easier to actually ‘like’ this character compared to many of the other on-screen versions, who can range from the irritatingly smug to the painfully introvert.

Kim Basinger makes a striking love-interest (although you have to wonder what Sean Young would’ve been like before her exit from the project due to injury), and one who can actually act. After all, she was the sex-symbol of her generation, and playfully scatty enough for Burton’s directing. Michelle Phifher took over the reigns as love-interest for the sequel, and ‘that’ cat-suit became seared into the imagination of many a teenage boy, shaping the face of S&M outfits for years to come.

Danny Devito’s Penguin was a grotesque and tragic portrayal of a character who’s inclusion could so easily have been a mistake, and whenever he’s on screen I genuinely feel uncomfortable. There can be no better way to handle this character.

The overall mood of the first film was one of darkness-tinged fun, although the second did increase the darkness and the drama substantially. Still, it’s always fun to see a Batman less concerned with collateral-damage in the regard of gunned-down or blown-up mobsters (check the kill-count that Batman is responsible for).

Who remembers the music to the Nolan Batman films? Nobody? Who remembers the soundtrack to Batman? Point made. Who cares that almost every Danny Elfman soundtrack sounds the same, this is it at it’s very best.

I could go on to mention Christopher Walken’s scene-stealing villainy (and hair), but with so many excellent performances from the likes of Jack Nicholson and Michael Gough, it would seem a little redundant. Still, come on- Christopher Walken!

It seems hardly fair to say that these films have dated, but there can be no getting away from the grainy nature of some of the effects. At best they increase the campy-fun, and at worse detract from the otherwise engrossing nature of the films.

As an adult, the inclusion of some of the gimmicks, including the Batwing, seem a little bit childish for what is otherwise a grown-up fairytale. In it’s defence I guess it’s worth remembering that despite the 15 certificate, a huge amount of the merchandise for these films was aimed at children. Off the back of this, even the Robocop films started marketing for children, and you can’t get more woefully immoral than that- short of launching cigarettes in chewing-gum flavour.

The second film sacrificed much of the first film’s fun in return for upping the grimness, and as such viewing it can feel a little laboured unless you are in the right mood- Gone is the upbeat mania of Nicholson's performance, and instead we are left with an experience which is, to put it bluntly, morbid and depressing… And what was with that ending? The whole ‘exit’ of the Catwoman, including the shocking-kiss (no spoiler intended) was just bizarre and unnecessary.

Many of the character motivations are ill-defined, and lunacy seems to be banded about as a 'get-out-of-jail-free' card when concerning the behavior of the antagonsists (especially Catwoman), while the Penguin particularly is prone to devising death-traps that border on an Adam-West level of absurdity- not necessarily in keeping with the comics. And like many Tim Burton films, on closer reflection the plots often make as much sense as a bag full of shaved monkeys.


BATMAN BEGINS & THE DARK KNIGHT:



2005 and 2008.

Directed by Christopher Nolan.

This was the first time in the long-running franchise to actually recall the origins of the character, and while the industry in general is bogged-down in poor origin stories there is always space for a well told one. Now we know how he went from haunted-yuppie to ninja crime-fighter, which is an important void to fill in a more realistic setting.

Rather than the full-on reign of lunacy in Burton's world, this feels like a real city- but one that is slowly being infected by the all-consuming madness of the Batman comics.

On the subject of setting, credible ‘mysticism’ is given to the character of Ra’s Al Ghul, one of the more outlandish of the Batman rouges gallery, as played by Liam Neeson. Both Scarecrow and Joker are also given credibility in these films, realism being Nolan’s watch-word. Extra kudos to Heath Ledger for not only his film-stealing performance, but having the audacity to step into Jack Nicholson’s iconic shoes. It would seem that the backgrounds in the Batman universe don't particularly suffer for this level of realism.

Gone is the sleek Batman design, and in return we have a suit that looks as though it could actually deflect a knife or bullet. Either this is a move you feel is necessary in adding realism to the character, or you feel that style is needlessly sacrificed and Batman now resembles Robocop with a paint job? The jury is out.

Christian Bale’s Bruce Wayne is harder to empathize with, but a touching relationship (filled with respect and warm humor) between him and Michael Cain’s Alfred saves the character from his one-note simplicity.

It’s brilliant to see a bigger part for Jim Gordon (a previously neglected character, yet important in the comics), perfectly bought to life by Gary Oldman. I’ve often believed him to be the heart in many of the comics, and the same can be said of him here in the new films. Without Gordon, most of what works in these films falls apart, yet his presence is deceptively subtle. In the second of these films his character shines even brighter, and it’s his pain that sells the climax between the three former allies.

The films are not without flaws. There are a great many plot-dumps and plot-made-easy lines of exposition in the first film- especially concerning the train reaching Wayne Tower in the climax (count the number of times a supporting character adds in cutaways ‘if it reaches the tower, the pressure’s goanna blow!”).

Despite the second film being shot largely in Chicago, there are a great deal of science-fiction touches in the first film that look out of place- the train design being the worst.

Katie Holmes (she of Tom Cruse ‘beard’ fame) is appalling, and is thankfully replaced in the sequel by Maggie Gylanhall playing the same character (OK, still not great, but an improvement). The character herself isn’t really all that sympathetic, and given the time between when these films are set she’s moved on pretty quickly- the cock-teasing little minx!

The inclusion of the super-weapon in the first film always felt a little weak, especially in what was otherwise attempting to be a real-world story- but I guess maybe that’s not so out of place when you consider it was transported into the city by an army of ninjas.

The second film, for all the joy it brings me, is perhaps overly-long, although if it were any shorter it may mean leaving some big unanswered questions (of which there are still a few anyway), and the whole concept of Batman's rigid anti-death idealism seems to fall apart under scrutiny and the constraints of a real world. After all, how can a guy 'pancaking cop cars', blowing up parked vehicles, tossing people down staircases and generally 'doing-damage' ever be sure he hasn't inadvertently killed anybody? Yet the same idealist would (spoiler alert) save a dangerous criminal from falling to certain death? In my opinion, should that criminal ever escape and do more harm (a likelihood, seeing as the walls of Arkham insane asylum appear to be made of cheese), then the blood of the innocent is on Batman's hands...


IN CLOSING:

 

Fairytale vs. Grit. Adventure vs. thriller. Broad-stokes vs. subtlety. Batman vs. Batman.

Interestingly (even surprisingly) enough, it is Nolan’s films that follows closer to the back-story and characters from the comic, although it’s Burton’s vision that more closely brings it to the eyes. I’d always wrongly assumed it was the first films that were the more accurate, which is untrue, but it must be said that it was Burton’s films that rejuvenated and redefined the character in the comics- which lovingly dipped into both the films’ style and content. Indeed, it is Burton who ‘painted it black’. So, without Burton’s input, without him to take the character into more complicated territory, we wouldn’t have much of the material that inspired Christopher Nolan’s retelling.

So, as both a series of films, and in it’s actual accuracy to the content of the comics (an accuracy rarely seen in any sort of adaption), Christopher Nolan’s Batman films are (at least in my opinion, which is almost the same thing as a fact) superior to Tim Burton’s- but it’s something of a hollow victory. Burton’s films, even today, still entertain and conjure an awe-inspiring gothic wonder sadly missing in Nolan’s clinical storytelling, more of a mood-piece than a coherent retelling of the Batman story.

The above points have led me to the following shock conclusion:

The perfect Batman film has yet to be made. What the reboot needs is a creative mind capable of bringing Burton's stylistic flair along with Nolan's narrative scope, delivering a world that is larger than it's antagonist's personalities and offering a definitive version of the much-loved character.

Fingers crossed for the reboot, because (in the right hands) it has a real opportunity to deliver the goods...



UPDATE (23/05/12):

Oh for fuck's sake. Ryan Reynolds has just been announced as the new Batman. Not what I'd call a step in the right direction...

UPDATE (01/09/13):

Now it's Ben Affleck...