Saturday 31 October 2015

"IT'S HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE'S ENTITLED TO ONE GOOD SCARE."

Sheriff Leigh Brackett


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?...
 

So I got to thinking; it's that time of year again, and if I were ever to host a Halloween movie-marathon with friends (assuming I had enough friends), what horrors would I pick?  T
There are many, many horror classics to choose from, but in this instance, considering the 'party vibe' I'd be favoring (laughs and interruptions as assured as spillages and spoilers), here's what I'd recommend as my personal 'short list' for guests to choose from...

1. Nightmare on Elm Street, the Dream Warriors
A welcome return for original heroine Nancy, kitsch gallows humor from Englund on fine-form before the franchise got too silly, and some memorable characters.

2. Braindead (aka Dead Alive)
Possibly the most bloody climax ever committed to film, and some surprisingly good effects (for such a cheap film) in what is otherwise a slapstick comedy.

3. Scream
Wes Craven's satirical take on the old 'slasher' formula, never sacrifices it's scares in favor of daft comedy- instead the humor flows quite naturally from the characters as the body-count racks up to a memorably tense final.

4. This is the End
I've already paid lip-service to this in a whole review, so rather than go over the same stuff again why not just look it up? It's a good read- honest.

5. 30 Days of Night
A simple idea well told, fun if a little flawed at points. America's most northern town (so north in fact, it actually has a night that lasts 30 days- hence the title) is besieged by an army of Vampires. The survives of the initial bloodletting, led by the sheriff, must find a way to remain alive till sun-up. Kudos for featuring, in an age of soul-searching sparkly Vampires, some truly scary beasts...

6. Evil Dead 2
Common? Of course it was going to make the list- what's not to love? "Groovy"... 

7. Bubba Ho-Tep
A second entry for horror-hero Bruce Campbell, but this time round he gets to show off his considerable acting ability as a geriatric Elvis (don't ask) defending the aged patrons of an East Texas retirement home from a soul-sucking Egyptian mummy. Yes, it's a comedy (without ever resorting to being silly) and yes it's a horror (although the sweetest most lesuirley horror you're ever likely to watch).

8. Split Second
Rutger Hauer has a tough job ahead of him stalking a crazed heart-ripping mutant through the darkened flooded streets of near-future London. This little gem made the video-nasty list back in the 90's, but despite some gruesome scenes there's actually some decent banter between Hauer and his inexperienced Cambridge-educated partner. Think TV's Morse meets Predator 2.

9. An American Werewolf in London
Another obvious candidate. Excellent and (tragically) lovable performances, some moments of real tenderness and humor, but never at the expense of some of the most unbearably tense scenes in horror history. And who could ever forget that transformation? Perfect soundtrack too!

10. Dawn of the Dead (remake)
Not seen it? Shame on you! Call yourself a horror fan? Following hot on the heels of 28 Days Later, a film that makes Zombies actually scary again.

While I've not exactly favored comedy, I have opted for films unlikely to kill a party atmosphere, so some notably brilliant horrors have failed to make the list simply because they require too much attention to fully work or would leave everyone depressed. Honorable mentions include; Alien, The Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th, The Thing, Pumpkinhead, Halloween and The Hills Have Eyes (remake). Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil as well as Shaun of the Dead failed to make the shortlist, both excellent films in their own right but I had to be ruthless.



So, what are your thoughts? Have I overlooked any party-friendly horror films? Why not let me know... Happy Halloween...





The answer to the joke is "spelling". Thank you.

Tuesday 20 October 2015

"THERE'S BEEN AN AWAKENING..."

Continued "...Have you felt it? The Dark side, and the Light." 
Supreme Leader Snoke

I guess the Star Wars: Force Awakens deserves some lip service.


OK, let's do this...







I'd already watched some of the teasers with a non-committal attitude, not so much due to a lack of interest but more out a sense of inevitability- I didn't want the bitter disappointment of another Phantom Menace, a film so dire I've still to this day not bothered watching Clone Wars or Revenge of the Sith. In fact, Phantom Menace was SO bad, it even partly spoiled the originals for me!

I mean, objectively, consider these for a moment. Without getting into 'full-review' mode (you either know them already or really don't care), A New Hope was an average film at best, only in it's inventive setting and world-building was it in any way a stand-out achievement, and of the three it's certainly aged the worst (it's hard to believe there are only two years between that and the first Alien film). Return of the Jedi, despite some good set pieces, a dramatic final and superior special effects, was a mess (all be it an enjoyable mess). Less said about the Ewoks the better. Only The Empire Strikes Back stands as a truly brilliant film, despite grinding to a halt during the Tatooine section. I think it's only fair to say only a childlike sense of wonder and a large dose of nostalgia has kept this original trilogy in such high regard, a criticism to which I myself am also guilty. So in the cold face of facts, perhaps we shouldn't have been so surprised, as adults now, that Phantom Menace was received so poorly.


Rey and Finn, in one of many moments of peril...


I watched the newest of the Force Awakens trailers today. Well, I did after reading some of the comments posted below the link. The consensus was pretty much "if you're 30 years or older the trailer will bring a tear to your eyes". To which I thought "Oh get real, don't be so damn ridiculous!" Then I watched the trailer...

"It's true. All of it. The Dark Side. A Jedi. They're real." 
Han Solo


I think it's fair to say I got a lump in my throat, I'll leave it at that.

Nothing brings me back to my childhood faster than that John Williams' score, seeing how I was pretty much raised on Star Wars; colouring books and annuals, jumping over the couch while reenacting Light Saber fights with dad, sitting in the garden with my action figures while my mum watched on... And to hear that theme tune played out, now in a haunting and surprisingly mature arrangement- words can't describe the sensation. For people of a certain demographic it's that tune which is the trailer's most powerful tool. Seriously, even if you have reservations about the film, just listen to that trailer for the music! Forgetting the music for a moment, the cinematography is also immense, and the trailer boasts more than a few spectacularly impressive visuals. The aesthetic cuts much closer to that of the original trilogy, and seeing the old stars reprise their iconic roles fills me with more than a little giddy excitement. One of Phantom Menace's many failings was, despite the use of familiar names, it had very little DNA in common with it's source- certainly a mistake nobody can ever accuse Force Awakens of repeating.

Kylo Ren looks to be a serious sort of  fellow.


As many have already been quick to point out, Force Awakens comendibly steers away from any real plot reveals- although I do have a suspicion I've spotted something in it... To explain, I should first address some of the characters (just in case, like me, you've not really followed this obsessively). Rey is the lead female, some sort of scavanger and possibly (likely?) the daughter of Han Solo and Princess Leia. Finn is a Stormtrooper-gone-rouge who becomes her companion in this adventure. Kylo Ren is the guy in black, with the mask and a big red Light Saber, very clearly a villain and the film's answer to Darth Vader.

Now, consider the rather dramatic confrontation between Finn and Kylo Ren at 1.56 on the trailer- the dark woodland, the light snow caught on the breeze. I wouldn't fancy a non-Jedi's chances of winning this particular battle, given how powerful Ren appears. Now go back to 1.45. A similar dark woodland, and what could so easily be a fallen comrad in the foreground, clutched by a very distraught Rey center-screen. Doesn't look good for Finn, does it? Especially how the previous two trilogies have good form on slaying a major character in their opening Episode... Oh and on a final bit of tasteless speculation- 0.53, the devotion with which Kylo Ren speaks to the charred remains of Darth Vader's skull- is anyone else out there thinking "relation"? Perhaps even grandson? Consider the ages of Ren and Rey (also similar names), could easily be cousins couldn't they? Has Luke Skywalker's son 'gone rouge'? Re-watch 1.56, Kylo Ren appears to have removed his mask for this confrontation. Why would you do that unless you had something sinister / dramatic to reveal? The Star Wars universe does so like it's family-ties. We shall have to wait and see...
"The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too."
Luke Skywalker

Anyway, in closing; Force Awakens demands your attention. Even the most jaded viewer will have difficulty in denying the trailer's stirring power, and the series looks finally set to have the reverential treatment it so deserves, and (more importantly) what it's now grown-up fan-base demand- like Harry Potter did so well, it seems to have matured with it's fan base while staying true to it's roots. Unlike the second trilogy that kicked-off with Phantom Menace, Force Awakens actually looks like a film for fans of the original trilogy, made by fans of the original trilogy; dramatic in scope, intimate in character, and undeniably awesome. For the first time in 16 years, I'm excited to see another Star Wars film- an unbelievable achievement in itself. If it all goes belly-up, at least we'll have that trailer...

Friday 16 October 2015

MACBETH: Carlisle's Final Word

 "...They say blood will have blood."
Macbeth 

Macbeth... Surprisingly light on laughs.


SYNOPSIS:
Justin Kurzel,  the serious-minded director of Snowtown, helms this latest adaption of the bleak Shakespeare play. Macbeth, a loyal captain (or "Thain") to the King of Scotland,  presently locked in a bloody war against traitorous factions. It is during the heat of one of these viscous battles that Macbeth is visited by three witches, who reveal a prophesy to Macbeth that he will seize the crown of Scotland. Driven by this eerie revelation, and further goaded by his ambitious wife, Macbeth descends into a perilous spiral of greed, madness and ruthless betrayal.

SCRIPT: 1/2
To the best of my knowledge this adaption of Shakespeare's work is perfectly faithful while still allowing for a unique breadth of vision. While the story and it's outcome may be known to many by now, Macbeth is not necessarily a story building to an unexpected climax. Rather, even as a newcomer to the material, it is clear that Macbeth's efforts, in the best traditions of 'self-fulfilling prophesies', will eventually lead to his downfall, and as an audience we are encouraged to witness the man essentially build his own gallows. In this respect the script is as solid, and the experience will not be ruined by anyone being too familiar with the story.
Any reservations I have regarding the script probably relate more to Shakespeare's writing than with anybody involved in the film itself. Perhaps a sign of its time, I found some of the exchanges stilted and plodding. Perhaps in the arena of hyper-drama that is 'the stage' these moments are more fitting, but in the cold realism of the film's setting, and delivered in such a way by the movie's cast as to feel 'real', this only highlights the enormity of the void between 'stage art' and film. What's left is a dreamlike experience, where the unreal and the unfeasible are treated with grim-faced mundanity.

PACE: 1/2
The story of Macbeth, when all is said and done, is quite a simple and direct fable, with a very clear arc for the characters, moving towards its inevitable conclusion. While the film never felt overly long, it did at times move at what I consider to be a rather indulgent pace. The sheer number of silent and lingering shots of barren landscapes and scowling close-ups probably add to this sensation; all these shots are good for establishing character and atmosphere, but by the half-way point hardly seem necessary, and their inclusion feels more for the sake of aesthetic than any storytelling device. Art for its own sake is fair enough, but it does come at a price to the pace. Dirge-like would seem a fitting description as any to describe this pace, and put me in mind of the western classic Once Upon a Time in the West, in as much as I was more aware I'd seen a great deal of nothing only after the film had ended.

ACTING: 2/2
Michael Fassbender (who at present does seem to be in everything, right?) once again proves his acting credentials are well deserved. His role as the ill-fated Macbeth suits his somber and weathered features, and he's never less than a charismatic screen presence- much needed when his character is the villain of the story, the audience certainly won't be rooting for him. Magnetism compensates for the support a more sympathetic character would receive... Marion Cotillard is also on fine thespian form as Macbeth's wife, an opportunist manipulator who, much too late, realises she has created a monster. David Thewlis (fresh from an equally small but pivotal role in Legend) and Paddy Considine (one of Britain's unsung acting heavyweights) give excellent support as the doomed King and Macbeth's closest friend respectively. Only Sean Harris, here playing Macduff, a character who's destiny is fatefully entwined with Macbeth's own, hits what feels like a 'wrong note'- but I can only fault this subjectively; personally I found Harris' Macduff (a character who should have the audience's full support come the violent climax) strangely removed and hard to like. Still, Harris plays the part convincingly.
Like I said before, to their credit all the cast play their parts straight- camp posturing and stage theatricality are left by the wayside, lending the film an oddly engaging surrealism.

AESTHETIC: 2/2
I can't stress this enough; Macbeth is a stunningly beautiful film. You only have to watch the trailer, or view some of the stills, to get a sense of what to expect. Every single frame is lighted and arranged on the screen like a work of gallery art. It's in this respect, more than any other, that Macbeth is worthy of your consideration. Not since Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula has a film ever been so lovingly and artistically staged. Scotland has never on screen been so rugged, inhospitable or as elegant (and as Game of Thrones did for Ireland, I expect Macbeth will do for the Isle of Skye). The soundtrack is also pitch-perfect; a pulsating and foreboding thrumming which compliments the sparse and imposing visuals.
There's an argument to be made here that it's the films awe-inspiring visual vitality that makes what is otherwise a familiar tale, in a world already chock-full of remakes and reboots, worth another screen interpretation. Because, without this very striking identity, the tale of Macbeth is essentially the same as it always has been... Perhaps more present day reboots could learn a lesson from this?
While it could hardly be considered a miss-step, I do consider some of the aesthetic choices in the costume department quite strange, and found (not from a particularly well informed viewpoint, granted) that some of the outfits, as well as the style of the combat, were more reminiscent of Persian cultures rather than Scottish. For example, a distinct lack of shields are present on the battlefield, despite a couple of the bard's lines which refer to their presence. Still, the film is never less than striking...

INTENTION: 1/2
Why the director or cast felt we needed another Macbeth, I'm not sure. People are all too quick to bemoan a rebooting of a superhero franchise or other pop-culture icon (such as Robocop, John McClain or Indiana Jones), but are far more accepting of the dusting-off of a Shakespeare play. Does a classic heritage exclude this 'remake' from criticism, a tenancy to view culture with a more forgiving eye? After all, how many times has Macbeth been retold on the screen? 3 times? 5? Maybe 7? No, 17 so far... Food for thought?
What struck me most about watching the film, and the marketing for that matter, is just how "self-worthy" the film felt. I get a bad taste in the back of my mouth whenever I sense the well-educated and the well-paid are patting each other on the back, nodding and smiling, self-congratulatory, because every one of them is 'aware' they're involved in something 'important'; something that 'transcends the medium'. Well, to my mind, and to its own detriment, Macbeth reeks of that elitist critical thinking.

FINAL SCORE: 7/10
Epic visuals, haunting storytelling, and (as a cinema goer behind me aptly commented) "monumental" in its delivery, this is a worthy retelling of the Shakespeare play. If it does have a flaw, aside perhaps for being a tale too "hooey" for modern sensibilities, is that you can almost hear the crew practicing their acceptance speeches... But who knows, perhaps justly?


FINAL, FINAL WORD:
Macbeth's director Justin Kurzel, writer Michael Lesslie, and star Michael Fassbender are set to reunite for 2016's video-game-to-movie adaption Assassins Creed. On the face of it, the three would seem above such a low-brow project, but maybe I've got it all wrong. Having said that, Macbeth's costume isn't a thousand miles away from the look of the game, and Fassbender isn't without experience in the genre, having been in projects such as 300 and Centurion. Perhaps we're finally due a computer-game tie-in worthy of some attention? We'll wait and see...