Showing posts with label Reboot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reboot. Show all posts

Saturday, 13 February 2016

"WHAT AM I WORKING ON? I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD, AND HUMAN LIFE AS WE KNOW IT..."

Seth Brundle (The Fly)


Ask any film-fan and they'll likely tell you Hollywood is doing noting but pump out remakes and reboots. It's a hard thing to argue, we're certainly being inundated... But, rather than see this as a sign of some on-coming cine-geddon, let's first consider the facts- are remakes really such a bad thing?


Remakes! Remakes everywhere!

Sure, we didn't need another Robocop, or a Total Recall. Godzilla was pointless, and the new Carrie, Friday 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street remakes were gaulingly bad. But- we've not lost the origionals. they're still out there and, who knows, maybe these remakes will introduce a new generation to the classics?
And truthfully, I can think of a whole bunch of films which could actually benefit from a rethink;

IT, Jason and the Argonauts, Sinbad, The Guns of Navarone, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, Alien Nation (very timely, given the subtext), Beastmaster, The Last Starfighter, Mountain Men, Stripes, Wargames, Name of the Rose, Flight of the Navigator, The Magnificent Seven, Dare Devil, Dune (now that's a franchise opportunity a'la Lord of the Rings in scope!). 

There's more than you'd think. The problem isn't so much that we're inundated with these remakes, the problem is the wrong films are getting remade (rebooted, whatever). I mean, for Christ's sake, Spiderman got rebooted just three years after Raimi's last flick, and now the character is due a further reboot by Marvel.

Lastly... I used to be really irritated with these seemingly endless remakes, the same as everyone else. When I heard Robocop was getting a reboot I was livid in fact. But then I realised, some of my favorite films are actually remakes themselves- proof that this isn't a modern-day phenomenon (and bare in mind that films are pumped out now in greater numbers and faster speed than ever before, with more hype and coverage thanks to the Internet).
Think on it, without remakes we'd have none of these excellent films;

Carpenter's The Thing. Cronenberg's The Fly. Aja's The Hills Have Eyes. 13 Assassins. Ritchie's Sherlck Holmes. Fassbender's Macbeth. Nolan's Batman. The Departed. Snyder's Dawn of the Dead. Bram Stoker's Dracula. Ocean's 11. King Kong. Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Precinct 13. Heat. True Lies. Jackson's Lord of the Rings!
 Is that a world you really want to live in? No, or me...

So, the next time you hear about a remake, or a reboot, or whatever they chose to call it, don't roll your eyes or swear, cross your fingers and hope for the best. The problem isn't that another remake's being made, the real issue is- will it be an improvement?





Friday, 1 January 2016

STAR WARS, THE FORCE AWAKENS; Carlisle's Final Word

"Hope is not lost today... It is found."
Leia.


 A Force to be reckoned with...
A brief editorial note- I'm trying to keep this spoiler-free... It wasn't easy.


SYNOPSIS:
So, here we are; J.J. Abram (now something of a go-to guy for reboots after his success with Star Trek) helms Disney's latest blockbuster franchise- the first of many sequels to be set in the Star Wars universe.
30 years after the events of Return of the Jedi, Force Awakens finds the galaxy under threat from a new enemy- the First Order, led by the sinister (and self aggrandisingly titled) Supreme Leader Snoke. Also counted among their number is the darkness-tainted Kylo Ren, a Jedi apprentice turned bad. Elsewhere, Rey, a scavenger on a far-flung desert planet, comes into possession of a droid which the whole of the First Order will stop at nothing to possess. Forced to unite with Finn, a runaway Stormtrooper suffering a crisis of conscience, as well as some recognisable faces from the old Rebellion, Rey not only becomes embroiled in this latest galactic war, but also sheds some light on her own mysterious past...


SCRIPT: 1/ 2
Back in 1999, Star Wars fans could hardly contain their excitement leading up to the release of The Phantom Menace, George Lucas' long awaited follow-up to his original trilogy. To say that the Phantom Menace was something of a disappointment falls a long way short of the mark, and the following two films did little to remedy that bitter sting...
OK, to be honest, the script for Force Awakens isn't without issues, but it's hard to discuss what these are without giving away some massive spoilers. I'll likely get round to discussing these another time, but for now I'll err on the side of discretion...
What I can say is, Force Awakens borrows lovingly from the original trilogy, in a way that feels more reverential than lazy- although the R2D2 related 'revelation' after the climax was both clumsy and irritating, undermining much of the film's central conceit. However, despite this 'Deus ex machina' moment (and a few other minor concerns), screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan, whose previous credits include Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, plays something of a blinder! In no small way the film owes it's success to him. Kasden's story is reverent, touching, at times tragic, and perhaps most surprisingly of all, very funny- the humour flowing naturally from the characters and situations while never seeming forced or campy.

Possibly the biggest 'fair' criticism to throw at Force Awakens (seeing how other plot related issues may be covered in the fullness of time) revolves around it's heroine, but we'll come to that a little later. I should cover it here, seeing as it's a writing-related issue, but it makes more sense later...


PACE: 1 / 2
At just over 2 hours, Force Awakens felt like it would benefit from a little trimming. Although, to be fair, each installment of the original trilogy was likewise over the 2 hour mark, and when you compare Force Awakens to The Phantom Menace (which again has a similar run time), this feels one Hell of a lot less bloated. Perhaps in light of that, the issue isn't so much length than pace? One sequence in particular, concerning rampaging monsters and a completely unnecessary Han Solo back-story, was completely unneeded. Entertaining enough, but felt like padding in relation to the main plot. There was also a lull during the 'smuggler's keep' portion of the story, and personally I'd have finished the film maybe 4 minutes sooner...
OK, I don't think I'm giving too much away now by saying the film ends with the heroine coming face-to-face with Luke. No dialogue, just a dramatic and meaningful stand-off. It's this section I'd personally have held back till the next film, but I do understand the reasoning behind it's inclusion her. I think a great many fans would simply have imploded without a glimpse of the character. I just felt as though it was an odd note to end the film on, considering how snappy the original trilogy handled their closing moments. Still, not a major gripe.


ACTING: 2 / 2
I cannot stress enough, as a long-time Star Wars fan, what a giddy thrill it is to see some of the older actors and actresses reprising their roles. The inclusion of such beloved characters, like Han Solo, Chewie and Leia, go a long way to keeping this new effort feeling much more like a traditional Star Wars film. Harrison Ford looks as though he's having the most fun he's had in years, and effortlessly steals every one of his scenes with that devil-may-care charm the fans have come to love. His scenes with Carrie Fisher (playing Leia, his on-screen old-flame), while brief and are intensely emotional- it was raw and very moving to see them embrace once more...
So, it's all very well that the old-hands get their moment to shine, and shine they do, but what of these new-bloods? Despite an array of familiar faces, the real stars of the show are Daisy Ridley, John Boyega and Adam Driver- who in turn play the films heroes Rey and Finn, and it's answer to Darth Vader, Kylo Renn. Can they hold a torch to the original stars? Oh yes. Daisy makes a very plucky lead in what can only be described as the post Twilight / Hunger Games revolution, and at no point is she ever not at the real cut-and-thrust of the adventure. Even after being captured, Rey is no damsel in distress, and is soon going about the business of hatching her own escape... And here's my concern from earlier;

If there's an issue to be had with Rey, it's that she's probably too capable. When we meet her, she already speaks fluent droid, she's a tough athletic explorer, a gifted mechanic and electrician, a hot-shot flyer and a kick-ass fighter. During the film's climax she sees to her own escape, perfects some advanced Jedi mind tricks without any guidance, and comes off on top during her first light saber battle with an accomplished enemy. With a repertoire like that, her growth surely can't be as dramatic as the naïve young farm hand who dreamed of joining the rebellion all those years ago? While it may not be beyond the realms of possibility that Rey would have all these skills, it does feel like bad writing- heroes need to develop. Potentially, yes, she could be due something of a hard fall in the next film, but still- Luke only survived his first adventure because of all the help he had along the way; a magical teacher, a gruff gunslinger, a giant alien-bear. Before he meets these allies he gets his ass kicked by some sand mutants, and he would have been murdered in the bar room if not for a swift intervention. Hell, Luke only manages to defeat the Death Star because he gets some ghostly advice and a friend blows Darth Vader out of the sky. In comparison, Rey never actually needed anybody's help with anything- is this a symptomatic flaw of Hunger Games fallout? The 'politically correct' brigade gone mad? Possibly, but whatever the reason for it, she's still an overpowered character...

But, as capable and commanding a presence as Ridley is, it's Boyega of the two that most charms the screen. His turn as the rouge Stormtrooper is one of the film's real strengths, and he makes the most of a part that allows him, by turns, to act humorously naïve, impishly excitable and genuinely soulful.
And as for Adam Driver? Rest assured, these new films have a very charismatic and delightfully complex antagonist in Kylo Ren, and I have no doubt he will go down in Star Wars history as THE definitive Dark Side Jedi. He may not have Vader's bulk or icy composure (why try to even compete with that?) but what he does have is a hair-trigger temper and enough issues to make him one very messed up kid. He's the galaxy's answer to We Need to Talk About Kevin; a pompous, delusional, petulant outcast with dangerous powers beyond his understanding, and that's a combination a hundred times more frightening than any Vader or Darth Maul- a lethal cocktail that speaks of our own generation of toxic brats. Like so many internet "trolls" who hide behind their screens to feel omnipotent, Kylo Ren retreats behind a mask to hide his own insecurities- and everything in Driver's astute use of body language in-and-out of said mask confirms this. It's creepy because it feels real, not simply the fantasy bogeyman role that Darth Vader once occupied.


AESTHETIC: 2 / 2
And we finally come down to it. Forgetting for a moment the acting, the old cast members, the plot points, the gags- what really solidifies this film as being a part of the Star Wars universe is it's visual and audio DNA. It LOOKS like Star Wars.  It SOUNDS like Star Wars. Because of that, it FEELS like Star Wars! Stormtropers attack, X-Wings soar, the Millennium Falcon dives, Blaster rifles fire, Light Sabres bristle with power as they clash- it's all instantly familiar.
Aside from being poorly written and poorly directed, the prequel films didn't look or feel much like Star Wars- they were cartoonish and CGI laden (about the only thing they had going for them was a decent score). Force Awakens cannot be accused of making that same mistake, and it has a real scene of old-fashioned physicality to it- what CGI it does utilise, for the most part, it does so sparingly.

INTENTION: 2 / 2
So, aside from the mass media frenzy and excitement surrounding the release of Force Awakens, the older and more cynical fans (that is to say, those old enough to remember how crushed they felt after the prequels) could be forgiven for a slight apprehension... So it's with a sense of overwhelming relief I can truthfully say "put those fears to bed". Force Awakens is EXACTLY the film YOU want it to be! A film for fans, by fans. It's clear from the outset the referential love these film-makers have for the original trilogy. George Lucas, I suspect, must have been secretly hoping for a flop (since Disney essentially paid him to keep away), so it's no great surprise he's been quite outspoken recently. Lucas didn't much like Force Awakens, labeling it a "retro film" (I'm not even sure if that's actually a criticism?) but if anything, that can only mean Disney are getting something right. Sour grapes, Mr. Lucas?
A further criticism leveled at Force Awakens in respect of it's attempts to restore what has gone before is “it's much too similar to A New Hope”, and to be fair it's easy to see why people feel that way; it does share a great many plot points with the first film, but (to my mind at least) it felt less of an exercise in recycling old ideas and more like a return to the familiar Star Wars films of old, and I can't blame the film-makers in this instance for playing things safe- there's plenty of time for originality in what's still left to come.

FINAL WORD: 8 / 10

Force awakens is a roller-coaster film in every sense- it's exciting, it's fun, it's scary, it's dramatic. It's also got space ships, shoot-outs, weird and wonderful aliens, a multitude of planets, villains with English accents, explosions, light-sabre fights, and more! Everything you'd want in a "true" Star Wars film.

Aside from making money (which it has, and by the bucket load), Force Awakens felt like a sincere effort to put the Star Wars franchise back on the right track, and it absolutely has. JJ, whatever my reservations concerning him have been in the past, has breathed fresh vitality into this series (no small feat after the prequels) and set the mark pretty high for the inevitable follow-ups.

I suppose the highest compliment I can pay the film is this: watching it I felt like a young kid again, and surely that's what Star Wars is all about?



Final, Final Word; I had the good fortune to see this film with not only two very good friends, both of whom are also Star-Wars fans like myself (and were just as relieved with the new film as I was), but also with my good lady. She's not particularly 'into' films, hadn't ever seen a Star Wars movie before this point, and didn't particularly have any inclination to- she came along mostly just to meet my friends and have a night out... Well, if anyone out there's thinking "do I need to be a fan for Force Awakens to make any sense" or "I don't really like fantasy and science fiction", then worry not. My lovely lady thought the film was amazing, and she found the story easy enough to follow without any prior knowledge. Oh, and she laughed a LOT (see, told you it was funny). 
So, there you have it, fan or not, Force Awakens is a hugely enjoyable experience.

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

“...I'M JUST HERE FOR THE GASOLINE.”


Max (Mad Max, The Road Warrior)



"Miffed Max" doesn't have the right ring to it...


So, the trailer for Mad Max Fury Road has just been released. Have to say, looks pretty awesome. I like the reliance on actual physical effects rather than CGI (although I’m sure there will be more than a little CGI enhancement involved).

A few thoughts? Why not?


Tom Hardy is the new Mad Max. Not the worst choice, but can’t help but feel this is more about man-of-the-moment stunt casting rather than actual suitability. I remember a few years back they were kicking around the idea of Sam Worthington and Jeremy Renner, either option I feel may have been better (Worthington himself also being Australian). Still, Hardy at least never disappoints; he has acting chops, a suitably sombre scowl and makes a convincing action hero.

The villains are pretty menacing, a cross between Humongous’ marauders from the second film and the ‘bad’ tribe from Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto. Although, how they all manage to look so anemic in the desert heat I’m not sure- must have a poor diet.

On the subject of villains, Immortan Joe, one of Thunder Road’s bad guy roster (and possibly the lead villain), is played by none other than Hugh Keays-Byrne, who played lead antagonist Toecutter in the first Mad Max. Toecutter ended up under the wheels of a truck in that film’s climax, and what’s very apparent with Immortan Joe is his severe facial injuries… This is only conjecture, but is Keays-Byrne playing the same character by a new alias, or is this just a nice nod to the original franchise, a way of keeping that’s films DNA? Let’s wait and see.

Depech Mode re-imagined by H.R Giger

It’s nice to see they’ve kept the same grungy and gritty trash-can aesthetic, especially prevalent in the vehicle designs. 

We also see Charlize Theron, another ‘proper’ thesb. She’s playing the absurdly named Imperator Furiosa, who believes that she can “save the world” if only she can make it back to her home town. What she really needs is a heroic-someone to help reach her goal…

The set up would seem to have Max captured by a vicious road gang, forcibly tattooed (pause the trailer and take a peek- they’re donor details- nice touch) and strapped up onto the front of a vehicle ala’ The Road Warrior’s memorable hostages. No doubt Max witnesses some truly heinous crimes while he’s helpless to intervene, and I’m sure that gets him pretty ‘mad’.

With names such as “Immortan” and “Furiosa” it’s good the film has retained some of the bizarreness that helped make the previous movies such cult-classics. I mean, come on? “Word burgers” is a phrase that ‘Clock Work Orange’s Anthony Burgess would be proud of. In one scene, barely audible but still very much present, Humungus calls forth his “smegma crazies” and “gayboy berserkers”. That’s not forgetting  the touches of visual surealnesss, such as the tango-dancing bikers or the popping-eyes before Toecutter’s head-on collision. 


I don’t own the first 2 Mad Max films, although as a teenager I had them on VHS. I watched the second a lot more than the first as it was more of a typical action film. To refresh my memory, and relive some nostalgic moments, I Youtube’d some of the scenes. To be honest, I’m blown away by how spectacularly nasty some of it is. It’s not necessarily gory or explicit, but just really, really nasty. I doubt the new film will be anywhere near so rough-edged.

Case and point; remember the tanker chase in Mad Max 2? 

Mad Max 2's center-piece chase scene.


Firstly, one of the defenders on the tanker is hit with that grappling hook- it punctures his leg, causing the jeep that fired it to flip. His leg is then pulling the weight of the flipped jeep before finally tearing him out of his barricade, only for him to be rolled on by the blazing jeep. Ouch. And that’s one of the ‘heroes’.

The woman with the crossbow defending the top of the tanker is shot by the marauders, collapsing into the barbed wire. As if that’s not bad enough, the villains then try to reclaim her body- no doubt for some dodgy sexual practices. Her friend, the cripple, tries in vain to keep her body- only to find himself pulled from the tanker and hurled under the wheels of pursuing cars. His murderers drive away with the woman’s body, unhindered.


In the world of Mad Max, death is never glamorous. There are no brave speeches, no meaningful last glances. Death is unromantic, brutal, callous, sudden and often meaningless. I’m not sure if this is entirely to be applauded, seeing as the violence is pretty much the sole aim of these films this gives off very mixed messages (“hey kids, violence is terrible, let’s take a look at some really grim stuff”), but it makes for a nihilistic antidote to the sanitized action of most Hollywood fare. 



“They've got you wrong. You're not a coward. STUPID, maybe. But not a coward.”

The Gyro Captain



Will this new Mad Max stay true to its cold-blooded roots with an 18 / R certificate, or will it bend cap-in-hand to the alter of mainstream cinema with a top-end 15, or worse, a diluted 12a? I wait with baited breath.

But, one thing’s for sure: the trailer sets the bench-mark pretty high. Check it out:


“…And the Road Warrior... He Lives now, only in my memories.”

The Narrator

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

OLDBOY (2013); Carlisle's Final Word.



“Heaven make me free of it. The rest is silence.”
Adrian.


Work was murder.





It's been a while, but here's another film review... 



Synopsis;


Well, most people know the story by now; a selfish and reckless ‘nobody’ (this time by the name of  Joe Doucett) is snatched from the streets and imprisoned, seemingly without reason,  in solitary confinement- only to be mysteriously released 20 years later.  Fuelled by a burning lust for vengeance, and to free his daughter from the clutches of an evil mastermind, Joe goes in search of answers- and blood.

Most people felt a remake of the original was unnecessary, and much has been made of the fact Spike Lee, the films very outspoken director, has all but disowned it (the credits tellingly allude to this with "A Spike Lee Film" rather than his usual "A Spike Lee Joint"). Despite this, and it may come as a surprise to some, I kept an open mind (as always) and hoped to find something positive about the film- despite its poor box-office figures and critical mauling.


The following review contains spoilers and assumes you’ve already seen the original Oldboy.


Script Logic; 1/2

While this American remake makes some noble attempts to legitimize the original’s more surreal aspects, it does make a few missteps in the process.
Now, instead of a main character who’s all but forgotten he even had a family, this time round Joe’s motivations clearly relate to his daughter’s safety and the brutal rape and murder of his ex-wife (for which he was framed). That’s a very good move, and the character arc of ‘absentee father’ to ‘protective avenger’ instantly lends the once reprehensible Joe some much needed kudos.
Of course, anyone who’s ever seen the original Oldboy knows of the film’s tragic revelation, so the explanation of the daughter’s abduction (a new plot-point for this remake) is another nice touch- sure to fool more than a few new viewers.
On the flip side, the “shocking reasons” behind the new villain’s motivations are, to say the least, a wash-out, and the reason for their alteration remains a mystery to me, if it’s not broke why fix it? With the original, one could almost understand how the villain came to direct his hate at the protagonist, all be it his revenge was extreme and misplaced, but this time round it feels more of a stretch.


Pace; 2/2

I can say this much; I was never bored. While the first movie felt occasionally like a choir while it meanders between plot points and tonal shifts with all the grace of a 2-legged bison, at least this remake builds-up momentum nicely and never out stays it’s welcome. Every moment felt like it was moving the story towards its inevitable confrontation.

According to Spike Lee and the film’s star Josh Brolin, the original running length of the film was 140 minutes, and both are resentful that the studio intervened and trimmed it to a brisk 105 minutes. I can understand their bitterness, no artist would like to see something they cherished edited in such a way, but to be fair a film like this doesn’t need another 35 minutes of ‘character building’, the characters here are pretty successfully defined by their actions.


Acting; 1/2

Before I go further into this, I have to say the film feels a little divided by its intentions…
In part, and for the weight of its revelation to fully work, the story needs to be played straight. That is to say, it has to feel “real”, even though it’s obviously pure fiction. That’s one of the reasons why the original film never felt AS grim as it perhaps could have- it had comic book sensitivity. To this end, the likes of the ever reliable (and ever beautiful) Elizabeth Olsen and Michael Imperioli add weight to their meagre roles as love-interest (?!?) and best friend. Elizabeth has the whole sweet-but-troubled thing down-pat, and Michael is never less than concerned with a healthy underpinning of self-preservation.
On the flip side, the violence and the action scenes feel like they’ve stepped right outta Sin City. Hammers break through people’s skulls as though they were over-ripe watermelons, goons are kicked through the air like helium balloons, or spun overhead, only to come crashing down on snapping necks. It was like seeing the Marv fights from the aforementioned Sin City, only without all the high contrast black-and-white. Some of the performances fit more neatly into this later style concession, most crucially that of the lead villains; Adrian Price and Chaney, played (or over-played) by Sharlto Copley and Samuel L “motherfucking” Jackson respectively. Adrian is camp-moustache-twirling evil at its most hammy, and Jackson is, well, Samuel L “motherfucking” Jackson, and both of these characters would feel right at home in (using the same analogy as before) Sin City.

The two strands don’t particularly make for a coherent style, although both are well acted in their own distinct ways. Only Josh Brolin, giving a power-house performance of barely withheld swaggering aggression, is able to straddle both sides of this divide. He would have made a fine casting choice as an older and jaded Batman…


Aesthetic; 2/2

Nothing about the film looks cheap, yet nothing is particularly striking. The violence is suitably brutal, and the film manages some subtle nods to the first film (the angel wings worn by the Chinese street vendor, the octopus in the takeaway tank and the yellow umbrella). Perhaps, in keeping with the source material, and the comic-book nature of the material, a more striking visual style would have gone a long way to giving the film a more individual feel.


Originality & Intention; 0/2

This is where the film loses some real points. The world did not need, nor want, an Oldboy remake, and it’s hard to imagine why or how such a thing came to be. Not similar enough to be a straight remake, nor different enough to be truly original. Perhaps a more interesting idea would be to set a film in the ‘world’ of the first Oldboy, with a different character held in captivity before his release, from the American wing of whatever company it is that confines these victims in their cells? Theirs would be a completely different story, with a different set of twists and revelations... Still, for what it is, it can be called neither original nor inventive, and the only intention I can see for its existence is to spin money.


Final Score; 6/10 


Truth be told, this Oldboy is far from a terrible film, just not as polished or as daring as it needed to be in order to succeed- but if you’re coming to the film ‘fresh’ (or just plain don’t give a shit about it being a remake) then you could easily add another point or two to the score. The end result is a faithful, yet patchy, take on the first story. It deserves to be seen on its own merits, of which it has several, not least a fantastic central performance from the underrated Josh Brolin. I'll finish by saying this; it’s a much easier ride than its predecessor, although they share the same sucker-punch ending, and (dare I admit it) I much preferred this Oldboy’s denouement.
   

Did you know (or care)? Steven Spielberg was, at one point, supposedly attached to direct the Oldboy remake, with none other than Will Smith in the title role. I can’t imagine a worse choice of combination; the Kings of schmaltz and smarm respectively as the creative talents behind a tale of brutal revenge and ‘accidental incest’… The worst pairing for Oldboy, save perhaps for a movie by Michael Bay and starring Adam Sandler…

Tuesday, 13 May 2014

"IT'S NOT WHO I AM UNDERNEATH, BUT WHAT I DO THAT DEFINES ME..."

Bruce Wayne (Batman Begins)


Perhaps this will shut a few people up?


The first images of Ben Affleck in Zach Snyder's Batman reboot have surfaced on the interweb. Have to be honest about this- I think things thus far look very, very cool. Kevin Smith's enthusiasm was well deserved.


The comics have certainly inspired the 'new look'.

The suit is dark, broody and less Halo-space-amour than Nolan's vision, and as a result is much more in keeping with the comics. Affleck's put on some serious mass for the part, his arms are like tree trunks and remind me of the Frank Miller drawings!
Everyone would do well to remember that Zack Snyder has always had a near slavish devotion to aesthetics; love-or -hate his movies, just compare 'The Watchmen' and '300' to their comic-book counterparts and you'll see some very faithful interpretations.


I'd still rather see Batman keeping to his own franchise because I personally feel the notion of a 'Superman vs. Batman' film is close to autistic (even in the comics it's just plain stupid Batman can ever go toe-to-toe with an indestructible alien), but at least things are looking up. Having said that, I've still not seen Snyder's 'Man Of Steel', so I could be being a little unfair.

Here's hoping I'm pleasantly surprised...

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

CARRIE (2013); Carlisle's Final Word.



“You pray, little girl! You pray for forgiveness!”
Margaret White.


"You've got red on you."
Script Logic; 1/2 

Pace; 1/2

Acting; 1/2

Aesthetic; 1/2

Originality & Intention; 1/2

Final Score; 5/10





For once I'm current!

Another unnecessary remake, one in a long line. You can’t (shouldn’t) review a film like this without considering the source material. Some might argue that a film has to ‘stand on its own merits’ but as far as I’m concerned, you remake a classic, you accept the risk of comparriosn. It’s only fair if you’re going to copy what’s already been done…

So, first the casting. Gone is the haunting and melancholic presence of Sissy Spacek, the antagonist now portrayed by the much-too-conventional Chloe Grace Moretz, totally miscast as the teenage outcast. Timidity never really fits Chloe so well as it did Spacek, and I found it hard to believe that she was ever bullied in school for the way she looked- it was like watching one of the countless American high-school rom-coms, where you’re just waiting for the nerdy girl to remove her glasses, shake her hair loose and step out as a jaw-dropping sex bomb. There’s no escaping from the fact that when Spacek walks through the fire and carnage of the climax, with her rigid figure and startling eyes, she’s a terrifying agent of malevolence and retribution, a Greek fury-made-flesh. When Chloe Moretz floats around she looks more like one of the X-Men.
Subtlety and suspense are not the film’s strongest suit, everything here is turned up to 11; From Carries psychic awakening to the cruelty of the Carrie’s worst tormentor (seen this time round slitting a pig’s throat, just so the audience knows for certain that she's the villain). The end result is a quicker, slicker and louder Carrie, but one which for all its brash editing and effects  fails completely to capture the macabre final of its predecessor.

Polish and CGI do not a good horror film make.