Ian "acting's boring" McShane
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| A larger-than-life character. |
“You say the slightest thing and the internet goes ape... I was accused of giving the plot away, but I just think get a fucking life. It’s only tits and dragons!”
And with these words (which deserve to be added to the annals of 'all time great disparaging remarks') self-confessed 'jobbing actor' Ian McShane set the internet ablaze. Hilarious. If there's one fandom you really have to tread carefully around it's got to be Game of Thrones.
This quote comes in light of Ian's (yet to be aired) guest spot on an episode. He made the following unguarded comment...
“So I have this group of peaceful, sort of like a cult, a peaceful tribe. I bring back a much loved character everybody thinks is dead.”
This confirmed a popular fan-theory and unfortunately caused an inter-web melt-down for its spoilerriffic content. McShane, ever the diplomat, responded with "tits and dragons". Oh well.
Anyway, to celebrate McShane's humorous turn of phrase, as well as his unwavering dedication to freedom of speech, here's how McShane, given the opportunity, may well spoil some other much loved films.
It's all a bit of fun. Let's see if you can work out what he's talking about? If you get stuck, all of these have featured on the blog at some point...
"Biceps, baby oil, and a bunch of guys in pants beat up deformed foreigners.""She's got about 200 names and they all start with M"
"Funny masks, a giant teddy bear, a talking football, and some kid stabs his dad."
"Jump-leads on nipples, and some daft cow marries the wrong guy."
"Some bloke in leather falls down a bath plug."
"An old man and some midgets get their ring destroyed."
"Is that the one where all those goth guys have the long nails?"
"Blood, incest, oh, and a guy eats a live squid."
"Elvis and JFK fight a zombie!"
"That bonkers one where they all live in the same dream, or something like that"
And finally...
"Tits and Nazis."
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