Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

"...I FINALLY HAVE THEM. THE WORST OF THEM."

Amanda Waller (Suicide Squad)


Honestly, how many of these characters had you heard of before the marketing campaign?

So, just in case you hadn't heard already, DC are sneaking out a little film called Suicide Squad. The premise is simple, and may ring alarms for any Manga / Anime fans among you for its similarity to the Cyber City series. Amanda Waller, a shady government agent, has rounded up "a task force of the most dangerous people on the planet", hoping to coerce these villains (an assortment of DC's rouges gallery) into carrying out high-risk black-op missions in exchange for reducing the length of their incarceration. As a character by the name of Lawton / Deadshot surmises: "We're the patsies. We're some kind of suicide squad".

Precise plot details are still withheld.

It's an interesting idea. Does it matter that we haven't heard of most of them? No, in fact that leaves more space for interpretation- which is ideal. Captain Boomerang? Flag? Slipknott? El Diablo? Enchanteress? Not that I'm a huge DC fan, but have you heard of these? Could be some of these won't survive. Obviously, we get some DC big-guns to bolster them up; Joker, Harley Quinn, Killer Croc, Katana (I thought she was a hero, not a villain?). It's a choc-o-block roster, I'm concerned they may not all get a chance to shine.


Most of my reservations with Suicide Squad are purely aesthetic. I don't mind the trailer-park cyber-punk aesthetic, but here it just seems, I don't know, forced? Something about it doesn't feel sincere. Might be because everything else with the production is so glossy. It's a small nag. Although...


Hold on- what???

What the BLUE HELL are they doing with the Joker? I mean, I get that they need something that hasn't been done before, a hundred miles away from the Iconic Heath Ledger interpretation? But this? Grill teeth, tattoos, a gym-buff bod, purple leather overcoat and a silver cane- it's all very 'pimp'. Sure, it's different, but... Different isn't necessarily good. Good casting (excellent casting in fact), shit design. Maybe it'll work out in the film? Possibly, I don't have high hopes though. I try to be optimistic before cinema releases, but I do have limits. Just feels a little, er, desperate. A little try-hard? I got Joker as a dandy, I got Joker as a hobo, but pimp-my-ride Joker? This may take some adjusting on my part.

It's becoming something of a catch phrase but, let's wait and see...


Friday, 11 March 2016

"EVERY GAME HAS A WINNER AND A LOSER..."

Dick Jones (Robocop)

OK, as you should be able to tell by the pictures accompanying, this isn't a Robocop post, but it's an apt quote...

Looks more like a computer game graphic, right? But no, this is the MCU Spiderman. Official.


The internet has recently been set ablaze by the new MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) interpretation of their favorite son: Spiderman. The response has been overwhelmingly positive from what I can tell. I've been meaning to write about this since I heard the casting, but to be honest life's been a little bit hectic.

Months ago, Marvel announced Tom Holland as their replacement to Garfield in the role of Peter Parker / Spiderman. "Good choice" I thought, "it will make a nice change to have a character of genuine (or near as damn it) high-school age." And Holland looks the part as well; unassuming, a bit nerdy, and not the too-cool-for-school good looks of Garfield's Parker. Also, after the last two failures, I was actually glad to hear that MCU had cut a deal with Sony to get the character back on home turf. "If anyone can do that character justice, it's Marvel" I thought. After all, superhero films may be ten-a-penny these days, but even the worst of Marvel's output has generally stood head and shoulders over most other action films (and let's be honest, what's a superhero film if not an action movie where the hero wears a tight suit?). So, rather excitedly, I waited for the 'grand reveal'...

To get right to my point, I watched the new Captain America: Civil War trailer today. I'm not the biggest Avengers fan, but Civil War looks to be a cool film. Rather than the typical hero vs giant threat, Civil War turns hero against hero (before DC jumped on that particular bandwagon as well) and I'm confident it'll be one of Marvel's most dramatic and most exciting yet. But... To be absolutely frank- MCU's Spiderman is SHOCKINGLY AWFUL!

It gives me no joy to fly in the face of public opinion on this one. I grew up on Spiderman, and it never crossed my mind the MCU would botch this, but they really have dropped the ball. What we got was some of the worst CGI I've seen in  a major blockbuster for the last 5 years (perhaps even 10); little definition or texture, no weight or physicality. Sam Raimi's much criticised CGI in the first of his Spiderman films is by far superior.

On that note, where possible Raimi opted to use a 'guy in a suit'. Oddly, the MCU revealing final shots could easily have been enacted with a 'guy in a suit'- so not only is the CGI for MCU's Spiderman poor, but worst of all, also poorly employed! I hope the character won't be entirely rendered this way, but sadly this may be the case!

...And as seen in The Amazing Spiderman 2.

As for the design? It's the worst Spiderman's ever looked! I felt like, what with the MCU Spiderman essentially being bank-rolled and kitted out by Tony Stark, at least that nagging "how did he make a suit like that at home?" issue would be nicely sidestepped, but it's a hideous suit! It's so bland with an almost military aesthetic (the V design near the shoulder like a soldier's rank, the design of the pouches on the belt). That may be in keeping with the Avengers setting, but I dislike it immensely. But going back to "bland", compare the fine detail to characters like Ironman, Thor, Cap, Antman- their outfits are all beautifully textured and detailed; leathers, rubbers, belts, buckles, straps, padding, armor, etc. Spiderman's outfit is just, well, plain ol' spandex...

And the eyes? What the fuck is that all about? Animated eyes that change shape, used to employ expression as in the cartoons (and, more recently, the Deadpool film). I'm sure Stark will have fancy 'tech talk' as to why Spiderman's eyes do that, but it feels so at odds with the an aesthetic that leans towards realism whenever possible; Ironman, Thor, Cap- all of them have a faithful yet gritty re-imagining for the silver-screen. Spiderman, by comparison, looks like he was designed and rendered by a teenager in his bedroom. I was so underwhelmed on first seeing the outfit my first reaction was "must be another fake". Holy shit, it really is official. Whatever my complaints were about the Amazing Spiderman 2, I have to admit that was one hell of a suit! It's a poor start for the MCU Spiderman if my first overwhelming thought is "the Amazing Spiderman 2 design was better"...

Still, judge for yourselves, but for my money- a rare miss for the Marvel camp.

However, for every loser, as Dick Jones informs us, we must also have a winner.

Enter Ben Affleck's Batman.

It's like a goth version of the YMCA

I still insist his inclusion in a Superman crossover is a bad idea, but credit where it's due, Affleck really impressed me in the trailers (I imagine he's shut down many of the neigh-sayers by now), and his suit is a gorgeous bit of design reminiscent of the Frank Miller material. I've already said as much, but I really prefer this stripped-back look to the Nolan / Bale armored design. And the way he takes out the warehouse full of thugs in the final trailer? Well, it actually has me excited enough that I may risk a trip to the cinema for it. I hate to pat myself on the back (who am I kidding, of course I do), but if you reread some of my earlier posts concerning Batman, and what I wrote in the review to Oldboy, this really is a Batman like I said it should be done...

Nolan's Batman was so armored that he looked like a Goth take on Ironman...


On a final note, when the Hell did Batman Vs Superman Dawn of Justice become a film with Aquaman and Wonder Woman in it? The absurdity is mounting. My concern is this, the MCU pulled of its cross-over by sheer force of spectacle, novelty-value and a healthy dose of good humor. Also, every main character was given their own lead-in movie... Comparatively, the DC cinematic universe (DCCU?) is doing the whole 'muture thing' (read: dark and sulky), takes itself waaaaaay too seriously, and is piling in at least 4 big characters alongside Superman before any of them have their own film to shine. Pulling off an 'Avengers Assemble' with a cast full of scowls is probably going to be unintentionally hilarious, but unlikely the effect which DC will be hoping for, and the whole project has a whiff of jealous desperation about it.

To my mind, in both the comic world as well as the cinematic one, DC has always been the stiffer entity, muddling along in the footsteps of it's more lively and energetic rival, and I say that as a big Batman fan (although I can take or leave most of the other DC characters). The crossovers worked for Marvel (worked very well, actually), and now DC wants to prove that it can have the same success... And I always thought the green eyed monster was supposed to be the Hulk?

Anyway, we will have wait and see, won't we?

At the end of this round: Spiderman 0, Batman 1.

Friday, 6 November 2015

BATMAN; Full-Tilt Review

"Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" 
The Joker

Batman; the film that pioneered the "I'll take it in black" wardrobe craze which dominated the superhero genre for the following 20 years...




Synopsis:

Everybody's favorite caped vigilante is stalking the dark and rain-drenched streets of Gotham, either hospitalizing or terrifying witless the city's assorted thugs and purse-pinchers. But, in spite of this, Batman's little more than an urban-legend, swept under the carpet by the Gotham officials. Only kooky tabloid reporter Knox and radiant prize-chasing photographer Viki Vale seem interested in shedding any light on the case of the mysterious "Batman"... That is, until the arrival of the manic and deadly Joker!


Script: 1/2 - a somber yet oddly comical take on the 'revenge' movie.

Pace: 2/2 - doesn't let up.

Acting: 2/2 - pitch-perfect performances from everyone.

Aesthetic: 2/2 - spectacularly Gothic.

Intention: 2/2 - a true 'game changer'.


Score: 9/10


Tim Burton's Batman is the polar opposite of everything Nolan created with his own Dark Knight trilogy- a comically grim fairy tale!
The film is impressive for a number of reasons; the audacious and inspiring (not to mention expensive) casting of Jack Nicholson as the Joker, Michael Keaton's surprisingly excellent turn as Bruce Wayne (despite his slight physique and inexperience with action movies), as well as a foreboding visual flair which would go on to become Burton's raison d'ĂȘtre- but what's most incredible about the film is, and all too easy to overlook in a world now over-saturated with comic-book tie-ins, this was the first time a superhero had ever been realised on the silver-screen with the intention of being more than just family-friendly-fodder (say what you like about Reeve's Superman, but it's essentially just fluff)! Warner Brothers hurled some serious money at this project, and considering this, perhaps even more surprisingly they allowed a relatively inexperienced director to helm the film- Tim Burton, who up to this point had only completed two movies.

Critics at the time gave Batman a mediocre reception, but that's hardly surprising considering just how "bloody hell, what was that?" different it must have seemed to an audience neither acquainted with Burton or superhero films in general. Even today Burton's odd sensibilities divide cinema-goers, so compared to the more conventional action-flicks of 1989 (Lethal Weapon 2, License to Kill and Roadhouse to name but a few) Batman was something of an enfant terrible...

To my mind, the film is superb in every respect- having aged favorably (still a strikingly handsome production) and proving a refreshing antidote to the more po-faced and anxty Batmans of late. While the script may be a strictly nuts-and-bolts affair, it does deserve kudos for at least handling it's ludicrous premise of "a man dressed as a bat" with just enough 'realism' required for the plot to unfold dramatically in this fantastical setting.
Burton's been quoted on a number of occasions as saying his inspiration for the film came from 2 comics in particular; 'The Killing Joke' (the first comic Burton "ever loved") and 'The Dark Knight Returns', but I personally feel like Burton's work is more of a homage to the Golden Age of comics, and the original Bob Kane run- all Gothic towers, pinstriped gangsters and absurd gadgetry! 'The Killing Joke' and 'The Dark Knight Returns' would seem to have been more directly influential on Nolan's franchise, favoring a more gritty and realistic world dominated by city-wide corruption and a steel skyline.
Despite making good money, it took film studios a further decade, with the release of X-men and Spiderman, to realise that comic-books could prove to be a lucrative industry.

So, in closing; ground-breaking, striking, surreal and with  a strong line in marcarbe humor, Burton's Batman has stood the test of time and remains one of the more successful interpretations of the character to date.



Tuesday, 13 May 2014

"IT'S NOT WHO I AM UNDERNEATH, BUT WHAT I DO THAT DEFINES ME..."

Bruce Wayne (Batman Begins)


Perhaps this will shut a few people up?


The first images of Ben Affleck in Zach Snyder's Batman reboot have surfaced on the interweb. Have to be honest about this- I think things thus far look very, very cool. Kevin Smith's enthusiasm was well deserved.


The comics have certainly inspired the 'new look'.

The suit is dark, broody and less Halo-space-amour than Nolan's vision, and as a result is much more in keeping with the comics. Affleck's put on some serious mass for the part, his arms are like tree trunks and remind me of the Frank Miller drawings!
Everyone would do well to remember that Zack Snyder has always had a near slavish devotion to aesthetics; love-or -hate his movies, just compare 'The Watchmen' and '300' to their comic-book counterparts and you'll see some very faithful interpretations.


I'd still rather see Batman keeping to his own franchise because I personally feel the notion of a 'Superman vs. Batman' film is close to autistic (even in the comics it's just plain stupid Batman can ever go toe-to-toe with an indestructible alien), but at least things are looking up. Having said that, I've still not seen Snyder's 'Man Of Steel', so I could be being a little unfair.

Here's hoping I'm pleasantly surprised...

Saturday, 30 November 2013

“I’M BATMAN”


Batman (1989).



Can he take all his criticism 'on the chin', as it were?



Ben Affleck’s character in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Holden McNeil) once said; 


"The Internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another… This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic, little bastards living in their parents' basement, downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing."


Truer word not said, anyone?

I’ll admit, I’m not bowled over by the news Ben Affleck is the new Batman, but I’ve had something of a rethink since my initial “what the fuck”. Let’s face it, he’s not the worst suggestion yet, is he? Michael Keaton was 5-foot-something and had no chin, but we all remember him fondly, and less said about Clooney and Kilmer the better!

So long as Mr. Affleck takes the character in a new direction to Nolan’s work then we may have hope of something worthwhile, perhaps something a little more self-aware, with a glint of sly humor...  You can’t out-Bale Christian Bale, best not to even try.

We can't change it, only the worst kind of nerd would expect an on-line petition to make any difference, so let's just embrace it and hope for the best... At least Affleck has the chin for it.

Watch this space.

Saturday, 16 March 2013

"THEY COULDN'T FIX ME. NOTHING CAN CHANGE WHAT I AM!"

Harvey 'Two Face' Dent (Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, 2012).

Batman's reply? "You and me both..."






I've just watched Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (parts 1 & 2). Enjoyed the first part more than the second, but that's an issue I had with the comic book rather than a fault with the animation. Peter Weller is well cast as the voice of the Batman and pulls it off with darkly humorous charisma.

In short, the story (which in part inspired Nolan's final Batman movie) features a jaded and creaky 55 year old Bruce Wayne coming out of retirement to take on a dangerous new enemy.

Watching it got me thinking: "If I had to cast this as a live action film, who would I have play the Batman?" Well friends, I thought long and hard, and I think I found the perfect grizzled face and bulky figure. Hell, this guy is even (currently) 56!

Any ideas who I mean?...




Yeah, this man-mountain. Look at that face- that scowl! Perfection! He's big, he's mean, he's funny, and he has a voice like grating tomb stones! Dolph Lundgren, 80's action hero and all-round bad-ass.

Well, that's my hat in the ring. If anybody has a better suggestion I'd like to hear it?

Step right up and have a go, if you think you're hard enough to beat The Dolph...

Sunday, 23 December 2012

BATMAN, YEAR ONE; Carlisle's Final Word.


"Twelve years. And the ache is still fresh. Like a raw angry nerve. But this isn't about healing. I'm not looking for closure."
Batman.




Script Logic; 2/2

Pace; 2/2
 
Acting; 1/2
 
Asthetic; 1/2
 
Originality & Intention; 2/2
 
Final Score; 8/10
 






Final Word; A very (very) faithful adaption of the most influential Batman story ever told. Rather than talk at length of the story, which would almost serve as a review of the comic, I'll instead point out the aspects that relate entirely to the film.
While most of the acting is top-draw, like Bryan Cranston's gruff Jim Gordon, some of the voices feel a little 'made-for-television'. Brian McKenzie (of O.C fame) feels particularly misscast as the titular Dark Knight, although his softer portrayal was always going to suffer with Christian Bale's interpretation being so well established and fresh in the mind. The animation is mostly adequate, and despite some modern stylings the visuals pays tribute to the artwork of the source material. Unfortunately it is occasionally let down by moments of poor CGI, but still, none of this will spoil anybodies enjoyment of what is a superior Batman story- and there can be no disputing the level of influence this has had on Nolan's trilogy.

Watch it, and read the comic.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

THE DARK KNIGHT; Carlisle's Final Word.

"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn..."
Alfred Pennyworth.

Script Logic; 1/2

Pace; 1/2

Acting; 2/2

Aesthetic; 2/2

Originality & Intention; 2/2

Final Score; 8/10




Final Word: Yeah, it's brilliant. We all know that the late Heath Ledger excels as the wild-dog Joker, and is supported by a rock-solid cast including veteran 'thesps' Gary Goldman and Michael Cain, so let's quickly consider some the film in some other (less talked about) areas instead. 
Despite being a direct follow-up to Batman Begins, the comic-styled Gotham City from that film is given a very real-world facelift (being filmed on location in Chicago rather than on sound stages), and the gamble pays off, setting the scene for a truly gritty and tragic clash. Bravely, this isn't really a Batman film, in the traditional sense- more a story with a focus on a line-up rosta rather than any single character; the film is no more Bruce Wayne's than it is Harvey Dent's, Jim Gorden's or the Joker's. For this reason the film has been compared to such crime thrillers as Heat and The Godfather (where each character is guided by their own motivations and personal stories entwine), so if you can look past the cloaks and garish costumes, and consider this as a character piece rather than a superhero film, then the comparison more than holds up.
Sadly, the film is marred by a baggy mid-section and overly long running time. Worse yet, (spoiler ahead) Harvey Dent's transformation into a super-villain feels rushed and unconvincing, especially given the length of the movie and the realism it strives for. Still, that said, The Dark Knight is a high benchmark for what can be achieved with comic book adaptions, as well as films in general. An art-house blockbuster.

Monday, 24 September 2012

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES; Carlisle’s Final Word.

"Theatricality and deception, powerful agents for the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren't we Bruce?"
Bane.
 
 
Script Logic; 1/2
Pace; 1/2
Acting; 2/2
Aesthetic; 2/2
Originality & Intention; 2/2

Score; 8/10
 

Final Word; Well, it’s certainly going to be the last of the Nolan Batman films, at no mistake. Powerful, thrilling, broody and epic. Like its predecessor the second act feels a little longer than necessary, but hey, no big deal. Could easily have suffered without the Joker’s up-beat mania, but Tom Hardey’s bane more than steps up as Batman’s strongest foe, offering intimidation in spades and even the odd moment of gallows’ humour. Again, the film’s more earnest moments are handled expertly by secondary characters Jim Gordon and Alfred the butler, again giving the film its heart. Look out for a scene stealing turn from a previous Batman villain as a self-appointed ’judge & jury’.
A film so good, it deserves a second quote?
 
"A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended."
Batman
 

Sunday, 29 April 2012

"I'M BATMAN!"

*Batman. Batman (1989).

So, I've been thinking a lot recently... About Batman...





REBOOT:


This year will see the release of Christopher Nolan’s latest take on the mysterious crime-fighter in The Dark Knight Rises. It looks to be a grand-send off, because as we all know, neither he or Christian Bail will be returning to the franchise. I’d normally take that ‘insider knowledge’ with a pinch of salt, but both Nolan and Bale come across as quite serious-minded auteurs who don’t make public declarations lightly (though Bale has obviously taken the odd-job for cash, or how else do you explain Terminator Salvation?).

The cynical amongst you will hardly be surprised to hear a re-boot has already been announced. As in the case of the new Amazing Spiderman (whose reboot was announced just 1 week after the release of Sam Raimi’s Spiderman 3), the metaphorical corpse of this Batman franchise is still warm, and already the carrion are stripping away the meat. This is one opportunity the purse-holders over at Warner Brothers studios, or the top head-sheds from DC Comics, won’t be letting fall by the way-side.

Many have greeted this news with shock and distaste, as I did upon first hearing of the new Spiderman reboot (“you have to be fucking kidding me?”), but these films are an obvious cash-cow and Hollywood is an industry like any other- purely functioning to produce money. Surprisingly, I was forced to eat my own words recently when I admitted that the new Spiderman film showed promise, and in an ideal world maybe this new Batman franchise will pleasantly surprise. We’re still too far off any solid details to speculate, but the future is never a certainty, so it would be unfair to assume the worst.

To be honest though, I think the Batman world has scope for a 10-part big-bucks TV show, maybe something akin to the Sin City film, with all the backdrops bought straight to life from the comics in stylish CGI? But hey, I don’t call the shots (more is the pity).


BATMAN VS BATMAN:



That said, I come to the crux of this brain-spill: what are the better Batman films?

Wait- before you all go reaching for your own answers, it’s not quite that simple.
Firstly (and with good reason) I have stripped away the obvious fodder of George Clooney and Val Kilmer, as well as the campy Adam West. If any of these were you’re your first choice, stop reading here as you have neither the authority or mental aptitude to comment. That leaves us looking at a stand-off between Tim Burton’s deranged gothic dreamscape and the gritty hyper-reality of Christopher Nolan’s vision. One character, and two adaptations that are quite literally polar opposites.

And the question itself demands further scrutiny: ‘what are the better Batman films?’ Are we looking for the best ‘film’ or the most accurate rendition of the comic character? Both answers have validity.


THE COMICS:



First, let’s consider the actual source material. Without regurgitating information that is readily available to people who care, Batman has been around for ages, and with the input of so many different writers his career has been both varied and bizarre. Like all comic book characters, Batman has a 'salad-bar' style mythology, with writers dipping in and choosing which aspects they choose to work with and which to ignore- a conceit that seems to justify continual superhero movie reboots; if it's good enough for the comic writers, then why not the film directors?
I like to break down Batman's comic-book interpretations into 4 categories; the rational, the surreal, the fantastical and anything-goes.

  • ‘Rational’ refers to stories that take place in a fairly grounded setting, where the majority of the super-powers or technology can be explained- a world populated with characters like the Carmine crime family, Harvey Dent, and the Joker. The best example of this world would be the one presented in Batman Year One.


  • ‘Surreal’ refers to stories that take place, if not in a world like our own, then one at least recognisably close to it. Supernatural elements begin to creep in, and characters become capable of feats beyond what is humanly possible- like Poison Ivy and Solomon Grundy. The best example of this world is presented in The Long Halloween.

  • ‘Fantastical’ is exactly what you expect; freeze guns, water pools that offer immortality, vampires, ghosts… Batman once went time-travelling and beat up a shark, that’s all you need to know.

  • Anything Goes. I reserve this for the hideous number of DC crossovers, all of which  technically should fall into the ‘fantastical’ category, except that by there merging they become even more removed from reality! I’m something of a comic puritan, and as unbiased as I’m attempting to be, I can’t hide my dislike for world-merging: I prefer my characters kept separate, it helps suspend my disbelief, and it means pricks like Superman can’t wonder into the middle of my Batman story and screw everything up!

My personal preference for Batman (bias or not, it’s my article so I’ll say what I like) is pitched between the rational and surreal, a niche that allows for some of the more colourful characters to emerge while still forcing the stories to abide by some kind of grounded logic. It allows for a world where a man can dress up as a giant bat for reasons other than visitation rights to his children. I would stress at this point, that although the Nightfall story-arc is set squarely in the Fantastical, it’s still a bloody good read- and thus would be the exception that proves the rule.


XBOX FUN TIME:



Slightly off-topic, but the two most recent Batman games (Arkham and Arkham City), while also both being fantastical, are amazing experiences for the discerning Batman fan- offering a sleek game mechanic that allows for the cunning and stealthy aspects of the character while still allowing for brutal close combat, and offers a genuinely involving (if slightly convoluted) narrative. I defy even the most jaded not to enjoy the Scarecrow section in the first game, or the genuinely shocking climax to the second. It also boasts some striking imagery, which while perhaps a little too science-fiction for some tastes still gives an entertainingly fresh perspective on some classic characters and settings. I’m no consol-bunny, but I can’t recommend them enough!


A WORLD OF IDEAS:



I suppose, back on topic, the thing that all the great stories have in common is ideas. Too many writers concentrate predominantly on the fact that Batman is a superhero and therefore has to routinely crack skulls, yet there is so much in the character and his world to explore. It’s this sort of depth that prevents Batman becoming the one-note character that he is more than often portrayed as, and despite it’s short-term entertainment value it can be very hard to empathise with a misanthrope sociopath. Some of the reoccurring themes are:

  • Madness attracts madness: In a world where there is only one Batman, is it more than coincidence that in all the cities in all the world, the Joker can be found haunting the same streets? When Batman first appeared in Gotham, it was a crime-riddled city much the same as many others, and in the years following his arrival it is now home to some of the most insane and dangerous humans on the planet…

  • The cost: In the course of Batman’s crusade he has lost many allies and lovers, some of which have become ruthless enemies. How many more people can he stand to loose, and how does this either stoke or subside his fury? A man with such a single driven purpose in life must surely reflect on his circumstances, and does the Batman ever question whether his quest is bringing more harm than good to the people he is trying to protect? Batman, despite his appearance, does have feelings, and cares a great deal for those who are caught up in his nightly struggles. The loss of those for whom he cares can be tragically devastating, often warping his judgement for years to come.

  • Driving force:. Many people in this world have been effected by violence, but the majority of them wouldn’t go to such lengths as Batman. Was there something very wrong with the young Bruce Wayne before his parents were ever killed, some genetic failing present (or perhaps absent) in the minds of many other lunatics and serial killers? Is it entirely healthy to dress as a bat and climb rooftops, actively searching out dangerous situations? Perhaps the Batman has more in common with his enemies than he does with the city he has sworn to protect. This is a man who has decided the best way to honour his parents memory is to lurk knee deep in slime and insanity, and not by living a better life.

With that in mind, now we compare the actual films.


BATMAN & BATMAN RETURNS:



1989 and 1992.

Directed by Tim Burton.

There can be no ignoring the romantic gothic charm of Burton’s Gotham, and the post 40’s fashion is a masterful throwback to Batman’s first comic appearance. At once this is a world that we recognise, yet removed from our own enough to allow for the surreal nature of the stories to come.

And it’s not just the city, or the sleek costumes, that attracts the attention- like in most Burton films the screen is packed with memorable imagery. Who could forget death-by-quill, the balloons packed with toxic gas, or an army of bomb-strapped penguins?

Michael Keaten’s Bruce Wayne, rather than the borderline psychotic nature of his alter ego, is the ‘boy who never grew up’- all wide eyed innocence and curiosity (an ongoing theme with much of Burton’s work). It’s much easier to actually ‘like’ this character compared to many of the other on-screen versions, who can range from the irritatingly smug to the painfully introvert.

Kim Basinger makes a striking love-interest (although you have to wonder what Sean Young would’ve been like before her exit from the project due to injury), and one who can actually act. After all, she was the sex-symbol of her generation, and playfully scatty enough for Burton’s directing. Michelle Phifher took over the reigns as love-interest for the sequel, and ‘that’ cat-suit became seared into the imagination of many a teenage boy, shaping the face of S&M outfits for years to come.

Danny Devito’s Penguin was a grotesque and tragic portrayal of a character who’s inclusion could so easily have been a mistake, and whenever he’s on screen I genuinely feel uncomfortable. There can be no better way to handle this character.

The overall mood of the first film was one of darkness-tinged fun, although the second did increase the darkness and the drama substantially. Still, it’s always fun to see a Batman less concerned with collateral-damage in the regard of gunned-down or blown-up mobsters (check the kill-count that Batman is responsible for).

Who remembers the music to the Nolan Batman films? Nobody? Who remembers the soundtrack to Batman? Point made. Who cares that almost every Danny Elfman soundtrack sounds the same, this is it at it’s very best.

I could go on to mention Christopher Walken’s scene-stealing villainy (and hair), but with so many excellent performances from the likes of Jack Nicholson and Michael Gough, it would seem a little redundant. Still, come on- Christopher Walken!

It seems hardly fair to say that these films have dated, but there can be no getting away from the grainy nature of some of the effects. At best they increase the campy-fun, and at worse detract from the otherwise engrossing nature of the films.

As an adult, the inclusion of some of the gimmicks, including the Batwing, seem a little bit childish for what is otherwise a grown-up fairytale. In it’s defence I guess it’s worth remembering that despite the 15 certificate, a huge amount of the merchandise for these films was aimed at children. Off the back of this, even the Robocop films started marketing for children, and you can’t get more woefully immoral than that- short of launching cigarettes in chewing-gum flavour.

The second film sacrificed much of the first film’s fun in return for upping the grimness, and as such viewing it can feel a little laboured unless you are in the right mood- Gone is the upbeat mania of Nicholson's performance, and instead we are left with an experience which is, to put it bluntly, morbid and depressing… And what was with that ending? The whole ‘exit’ of the Catwoman, including the shocking-kiss (no spoiler intended) was just bizarre and unnecessary.

Many of the character motivations are ill-defined, and lunacy seems to be banded about as a 'get-out-of-jail-free' card when concerning the behavior of the antagonsists (especially Catwoman), while the Penguin particularly is prone to devising death-traps that border on an Adam-West level of absurdity- not necessarily in keeping with the comics. And like many Tim Burton films, on closer reflection the plots often make as much sense as a bag full of shaved monkeys.


BATMAN BEGINS & THE DARK KNIGHT:



2005 and 2008.

Directed by Christopher Nolan.

This was the first time in the long-running franchise to actually recall the origins of the character, and while the industry in general is bogged-down in poor origin stories there is always space for a well told one. Now we know how he went from haunted-yuppie to ninja crime-fighter, which is an important void to fill in a more realistic setting.

Rather than the full-on reign of lunacy in Burton's world, this feels like a real city- but one that is slowly being infected by the all-consuming madness of the Batman comics.

On the subject of setting, credible ‘mysticism’ is given to the character of Ra’s Al Ghul, one of the more outlandish of the Batman rouges gallery, as played by Liam Neeson. Both Scarecrow and Joker are also given credibility in these films, realism being Nolan’s watch-word. Extra kudos to Heath Ledger for not only his film-stealing performance, but having the audacity to step into Jack Nicholson’s iconic shoes. It would seem that the backgrounds in the Batman universe don't particularly suffer for this level of realism.

Gone is the sleek Batman design, and in return we have a suit that looks as though it could actually deflect a knife or bullet. Either this is a move you feel is necessary in adding realism to the character, or you feel that style is needlessly sacrificed and Batman now resembles Robocop with a paint job? The jury is out.

Christian Bale’s Bruce Wayne is harder to empathize with, but a touching relationship (filled with respect and warm humor) between him and Michael Cain’s Alfred saves the character from his one-note simplicity.

It’s brilliant to see a bigger part for Jim Gordon (a previously neglected character, yet important in the comics), perfectly bought to life by Gary Oldman. I’ve often believed him to be the heart in many of the comics, and the same can be said of him here in the new films. Without Gordon, most of what works in these films falls apart, yet his presence is deceptively subtle. In the second of these films his character shines even brighter, and it’s his pain that sells the climax between the three former allies.

The films are not without flaws. There are a great many plot-dumps and plot-made-easy lines of exposition in the first film- especially concerning the train reaching Wayne Tower in the climax (count the number of times a supporting character adds in cutaways ‘if it reaches the tower, the pressure’s goanna blow!”).

Despite the second film being shot largely in Chicago, there are a great deal of science-fiction touches in the first film that look out of place- the train design being the worst.

Katie Holmes (she of Tom Cruse ‘beard’ fame) is appalling, and is thankfully replaced in the sequel by Maggie Gylanhall playing the same character (OK, still not great, but an improvement). The character herself isn’t really all that sympathetic, and given the time between when these films are set she’s moved on pretty quickly- the cock-teasing little minx!

The inclusion of the super-weapon in the first film always felt a little weak, especially in what was otherwise attempting to be a real-world story- but I guess maybe that’s not so out of place when you consider it was transported into the city by an army of ninjas.

The second film, for all the joy it brings me, is perhaps overly-long, although if it were any shorter it may mean leaving some big unanswered questions (of which there are still a few anyway), and the whole concept of Batman's rigid anti-death idealism seems to fall apart under scrutiny and the constraints of a real world. After all, how can a guy 'pancaking cop cars', blowing up parked vehicles, tossing people down staircases and generally 'doing-damage' ever be sure he hasn't inadvertently killed anybody? Yet the same idealist would (spoiler alert) save a dangerous criminal from falling to certain death? In my opinion, should that criminal ever escape and do more harm (a likelihood, seeing as the walls of Arkham insane asylum appear to be made of cheese), then the blood of the innocent is on Batman's hands...


IN CLOSING:

 

Fairytale vs. Grit. Adventure vs. thriller. Broad-stokes vs. subtlety. Batman vs. Batman.

Interestingly (even surprisingly) enough, it is Nolan’s films that follows closer to the back-story and characters from the comic, although it’s Burton’s vision that more closely brings it to the eyes. I’d always wrongly assumed it was the first films that were the more accurate, which is untrue, but it must be said that it was Burton’s films that rejuvenated and redefined the character in the comics- which lovingly dipped into both the films’ style and content. Indeed, it is Burton who ‘painted it black’. So, without Burton’s input, without him to take the character into more complicated territory, we wouldn’t have much of the material that inspired Christopher Nolan’s retelling.

So, as both a series of films, and in it’s actual accuracy to the content of the comics (an accuracy rarely seen in any sort of adaption), Christopher Nolan’s Batman films are (at least in my opinion, which is almost the same thing as a fact) superior to Tim Burton’s- but it’s something of a hollow victory. Burton’s films, even today, still entertain and conjure an awe-inspiring gothic wonder sadly missing in Nolan’s clinical storytelling, more of a mood-piece than a coherent retelling of the Batman story.

The above points have led me to the following shock conclusion:

The perfect Batman film has yet to be made. What the reboot needs is a creative mind capable of bringing Burton's stylistic flair along with Nolan's narrative scope, delivering a world that is larger than it's antagonist's personalities and offering a definitive version of the much-loved character.

Fingers crossed for the reboot, because (in the right hands) it has a real opportunity to deliver the goods...



UPDATE (23/05/12):

Oh for fuck's sake. Ryan Reynolds has just been announced as the new Batman. Not what I'd call a step in the right direction...

UPDATE (01/09/13):

Now it's Ben Affleck...