"NEVER ANYTHING ON, IS THERE?"

Liz (Sean Of The Dead).

"Should have said- bass"

A quick guide on how I qualify the final score for the 'Carlisle's Final Word' posts...

0/10:                       God I hope to never have to sit through a film that scores 0.

0 to 2 out of 10:      Crap. Utter crap.

3 to 4 out of 10:      Useless, don't even bother watching this.

5 out of 10:             Watchable, if there's nothing else around. Hire it, don't buy it.

6 to 7 out of 10 :     Good, solid effort and enjoyable.

8 to 9 out of 10:     Excellent, worth seeing at the cinema, and certainly worth buying.

10/10:                    Perfect. Rare as hen's teeth. Need I say more? I couldn't fault it.

TRANSFORMERS; Carlisle's Final Word

"But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war..."

Optimus Prime

In the end, does it really matter what this is?

Script Logic; 0/0

Pace; 1/2

Acting;0/0

Aesthetic; 2/2

Originality & Intention; 0/0

Final Score; 3/10


Final Word: I'm too out of time for any big review here, but in-a-nutshell- a crass, soulless, remorseless and cynical cash-cow.